Silly Out of Context

[Hana]

it wasn' a very aesthetically pleasing poop
- @Sen, somewhere in 2016​

Share the memorable and funny out of context quotes that you've said, overheard, or know about here!​

 

[Joan]

"Okay, you are not a goat."
-Me, two days ago

 

[Dipper]

"I love killing people in the morning."

- Me, playing Morrowind in the morning a few weeks ago.

 

[Shiri]

"Teabag for courage!"

and

"OH MY GAWD! It's my WIFE!"

 

[Joan]

I've got another one...

"TURTLE, SIS, TURTLE!"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURTLE!"
"PRESS THE TURTLE BUTTON!"
-My brother and sister around last Thanksgiving

 

[Hana]

@Rosedrachen

 

[Kagayours]

The jelly bean flood remained a thing that was happening. It never stopped being a thing that was happening.

This was part of an IC post.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

I am going to give no context for this one except that it is said by an old man.

" I would like one ticket to life."

 

[Shiri]

"I feel really icky now! Why did you tell me to open it?" TwT

 

[Cyan]

[Monday, March 27, 2017 4:42 AM] Cyan: "Bleed." is not a sound effect, sorry

[Wednesday, March 29, 2017 3:32 AM] Cyan: kinda like this, but with hitting girls with it

 

[Yatagarasu]

"Can I come inside?" on the topic of going to bed....

 

[Adaon ril'Morgerard]

"Plip plop." And variations.

Spoiler

It's the secret code of me (eldest) and my littlest sister (youngest) though we have no idea what it means. We will still be communicating in this secret code when I'm sixty, she's fifty-four and mother is a centenarian.

 

[Greenie]

Was completely out of context!!! D':

 

[Joan]

"Hang on, let me find where I put the omnipotent Luigi in my coat."

 

[Elle Joyner]

When you have a toddler everything they say fits here...

This morning's gem was 'mommy! My laptop turned into a boy!'

 

[Greenie]

"I like the way you rip things"

said a little girl to me right now when I was carefully removing torn edges off a piece of paper.