Shit Staffies Say

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"Qyupe the drunks/ itll be funny" @Jorick

Quote the drunks, he said, and this results into...?

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Hello people.​

Welcome to the new series called "Shit Staffies Say" or if you want to add a hashtag on it:

#ShitStaffiesSay
(or just abbreviate it to #SSS if you are that lazy)​

Now this is a thread for the sole purpose of listing a bunch of funny/stupid quotes said by the Staff/Admins/Interns during their time on Iwaku or on the dedicated Discord server. The main objective of this series is to make people laugh and show that the Staffies on here also has fun and are actually chill people (not gods that try to smite mortals left, right and centre). Do not take this thread as a way to bitch about how 'unprofessional' the staffies are, when in reality this is meant to serve as something else.

You may also feel free to submit your own quotes in this thread that you have heard from Staffies. After all, there are no submission guidelines.

(but please have common sense and don't submit quotes that shame or insult anyone or anything)

Anyway, here are some quotes that I have had heard :D

"ASSIVE HUGE FOR ICEY" @Pahn

"how long until icey is legal for pahn to hug te ass???" @Jorick

"FUCKIUJNGA BATS" @Jorick on the topic of Cottonball Bats..?

"stop lying about me diana you shit" @Jorick

"JORICK IS SWEETEST PRINCESS I WILL CHERISH THIS MOMENT FOREVER" @The Mood is Write
"JORICK IS PRETTY WONDERFUL PRINCESS YIS" @Astaroth

"The admins are super slutty right now" @Diana
"I AM SO SLUTTY" @Astaroth

"BAN DIANA FOR 500 DOLLARS" @Diana

"Well I mean I'm married to a 14-year-old girl who drinks apple whiskey so" @Astaroth

@Diana: JORICK
JORICK
@Jorick: HEYH DIANA
@Diana: MARRY ME LATER

"WE KAWAII AS FUCK" @Astaroth

"happy place best place butt sex accidentally" @Pahn

"Drunk Astaroth also is cool with touchin all da butts" @Astaroth

"HEY IMMA BOUT TO TOUCH JORICKBUTT AND YOU CANT DO NUFFIN" @Diana (Joana confirmed)

"AND YOUR BUTT IS SO FLUFFY" @Diana

"OZZIEDADDYBAN ME HARDER" @Pahn

tosses Jorick's panties at Pahn @Kitti
Wears Jorick's panties as a hat by accident, too much nosebleed @Pahn
 
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In my defense, the above quotes were from when I was drunk last night. 8D
 
I was not drunk, merely trying to steal Community's fair share of interns from the other two departments.
 
I too was pretty damn drunk. Except with Jorick's panties........ >:[ .......
 
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I need to join you guys on drunk escapades sometime.
 
I got drunk and Jorick noticed my smuts. =D I have image evidence!
 
I said none of these things. This is scandalous libel. I would never.
 
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Why, oh why must I be associated with these weirdos? : |
 
I wasn't drunk. 8D That's just how I am ALL the time.
 
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This Just In:

mumsy pahn.JPG
mumsy pahn 2.JPG
 
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That Grumpy quote about killing people is really not as out of context as you might think. He's a big fan of the idea in general. 8D
 
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