http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/ Example of one of the gems on this tumblr: My people (Mexicans) were made when the Mexicans were slaves to the French, and the French kept going wanky wanky with their slaves, and then they made Spain. And Abraham Lincoln. Also PC is a old gay, who wears traditional and formal. Mac is a young gay, who looks modern and informal. On the other side, Mac is lighter than PC, because the old gay is fatter than young gay. In conclusion, APPLE used this form of comparison to show the benefits of Mac. I don't think I've ever reached the point of exhaustion where you might start writing like this on a paper. Or the level of delirium. Almost, but not quite. ...one more: Before, women were multifunctioning objects around the house that could do that birth thing but now women are running corporations and writing great literature all the while still doing that birth thing.