So you may have heard my countrymen and I have been having a little discussion as to whether we fancy staying part of the UK or whether we fancy declaring "FUCK IT, WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN COUNTRY! WITH BLACKJACK. AND HOOKERS." Well, results are in as of this morning. Duly, we're staying part of the United Kingdom. THAT'S RIGHT, ASMODEUS, YOU'RE STUCK SHARING THE SAME NATIONALITY AS ME. Until you go native, that is. Anyhoo, I shall now be marching about the room high-fiving myself and belting out 'Rule Britannia'. Feel free to ask me questions about stuff.