Santa's a Jerk

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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  1. Adept
  2. Douche
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  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


For all you people that celebrate Christmas, enjoy your day. Now excuse me, while I go to the movie theater and eat at a Chinese restaurant.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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  3. Prestige
  4. Douche
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  1. No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
... Oh my gosh, I love this. I feel horrible, but it made me laugh.
 
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Darkness

Guest
omg dis is so funny lulz hurf durf xd

btw this song sucks.
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Glad you liked it Dorkness.