Santa's a Jerk

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

For all you people that celebrate Christmas, enjoy your day. Now excuse me, while I go to the movie theater and eat at a Chinese restaurant.
... Oh my gosh, I love this. I feel horrible, but it made me laugh.
omg dis is so funny lulz hurf durf xd

btw this song sucks.
Glad you liked it Dorkness.