Runaway Teen Lives in Walmart for Four Days

[Blind Hemingway]

A teenage boy from Corsicana, Texas, recently ran away from home and found refuge in the unlikeliest of places – at Walmart! Employees of the Corsicana Walmart discovered the 14-year-old kid after he had been living at the store for four days straight. To their great surprise, he had built a secret hidden compound for himself where he managed to live undetected.

 

[York]

I swear someone's gonna make a movie based off of or inspired by this o.o

 

[PureKor]

I wonder to how come the parents didn't go to the police for a possible Missing Case person xD.

Strange things always happen at Wallmart..>.>

 

[York]

I wonder to how come the parents didn't go to the police for a possible Missing Case person xD.

Strange things always happen at Wallmart..>.>

Yeah... That's suspicious indeed, perhaps he had a good reason to run away o.o PS: *whispers* Wallmart game (sorry if you don't know what I mean :P)

 

[Asmodeus]

If I had a kid, I would send him to Walmart. For every day he survives undetected, he gets one hour of parental love.


Let this be our new beginning.

 

[TheAvatarPrince]

I swear someone's gonna make a movie based off of or inspired by this o.o

That kid should be in the military. xD

 

[Windsong]

Really wish I could remember the name of the guy that lost his unit in World War 2 Nazi occupied Italy and avoided detection for 6 months until the wars end without speaking a word of Italian and being an ugly sonovabitch.

 

[Esthalia]

I'm just kinda wondering how no one found him and why his parent's didn't go apeshit trying to find him. o.o

 

[Blind Hemingway]

It's because Wal Marts actually have secret portal rooms. Though most just lead to places you'd rather want to avoid in China.

 

[Esthalia]

It was only a matter of time before he ended up in child labor.

 

[shakenSilences]

If I had a kid who I overheard saying, "I'm running away to go live in Walmart."

The day he left I would be like, kudos to you and have the best of luck!

Then after he got detected I would be all disappointed in them.

 

[Razilin]

Well, he DOES have everything he needs in a Walmart.

Lord knows that's one of the places I intend to secure when the Zombie apocalypse happens.

 

[shakenSilences]

I know right, Walmart and Costco... What else would you need?

 

[Ochalla]

Amateur

 

[Tegan]

Hey, you guys...?

Not gonna lie, it gets tedious halfway through.

 

[Razilin]

i remember that flick!

 

[shakenSilences]

All anyone wants to see is the part with Walmart