Oh Gawd that made MAH MORNING!
I would...
Play Rock music as loud as it can go and then sing along with it and then put butter on her/his back and then try to play with his/her hair for the heck of it and then...spray shit like hairspray or freeze or idk! And then have kittens,cats,and dogs on their bed (maybe also a frog ,don't know) and thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn turn on the tv where there is interference and thennnnnnnnnnnn uhhh walk into the kitchen and turn on every tool that makes noise ( like a blender) ...But yeah, I am not that creative x. x so......