PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE SKITTLE

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Diana

LOOK HOW CALM SHE IS
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  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. Slow As Molasses
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Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
Genres
Romance, Supernatural, Fantasy, Thriller, Space Exploration, Slice of Life
NOT THE SKITTLE! NOT THE SKITTLE! *runs away screaming*

Before the jokes start, yes, I am afraid of THIS rainbow...
 
If I were to do as you asked, my video would pause.

I'm cool, I have a touchscreen.
 
All your puns are gay.

Stop being gay.

It's a life choice, not genetics, SO SAYS RELIGION SO IT IS.
 
What's with all this gay stuff, kids? Are you all homophobes or something that you can only offend others by telling them they're homosexual?
 
THAT'S NOT WHAT BILLY HERRINGTON SAID PAO.

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HE SAID YOU PUT FOUR FINGER ON HIS SKITTLE.


















BUT THEN AGAIN YOU TWO ARE NOT STRANGERS, I GUESS.
 
Orion needs a dispenser.

 
Silly Orion, you're just a training target.

 
Poor Pao, you're a victim of science and at this point you've honestly just turned into a remix of yourself.

Was it worth it?










Your specimen has been processed.







And now we are ready to begin the test proper.








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