It was a pleasant morning for the 40-something housewife who was currently making scrambled Chansey-egg and toast for breakfast while humming her favorite tune. She was a bit on the larger side, and was still dressed in her shower robe, slippers, and had her hair curlers in. Yes, everything was going swell for Darla...That is, until she heard a loud crash from upstairs followed by a loud "NOOOOOOOO!"
"Oh my," the middle aged woman sighed, cupping her cheek with one hand and turning down the heat on the stove with her other to keep her eggs from burning. She then made her way to the stairway and called up "You okay up there, honey?"
"No, I am not okay, mom!" Was her response, followed by more clamoring before her young teenage daughter rocketed out of her room, only to trip over her own feet ant tumbling down the stairs, glasses falling off her nose and skidding across the floor, straight to her mother's feet. Darla then quickly picked them up and dusted them off. "Now, dear, if you keep acting like that, you'll break them."
The girl quickly snatched her glasses out of Darla's hands and bolted through the kitchen to make a quick get away, calling out "Yeah, I know, but I reall have to leave or I'll be late, and I can't be late or I wont be able to get a starter, so I can't even eat breakfast, so bye!" which sounded more like "ASDFGHJKIUYTREWCCBGHDCVVNUUUUBGYERRTB!" to anyone else.
"Wait, Claraaaa!" Darla called out, watching her daughter fade into the distance, trip once more, and get back up and sprint again.
"My, that girl..."