Pelican Poop (Completely ridiculous.)

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    While out a-sailing one day in a sloop
    I was hit by a missile that made me droop!
    It smelled so fishy it gave me the croup!
    What was it, you ask? It was pelican poop!


    CHORUS:
    Pelican poop! Dripping off my head!
    Pelican poop! Smells like something dead!
    Pelican poop turns my heart to lead!
    O Pelican poop! Boy was my face red!


    So I got off the boat and my heart hung low
    I looked and I smelled like a freakin' freak show!
    My face was all twisted, and chunks did I blow
    Um... lions and tigers and bears! Oh no!


    Pelican poop! I can only write
    So much about something so smelly and white!
    So sticky and gritty, its presence a blight
    I'm stopping this now; it's getting too trite!


    (Folks, these lyrics have no reason to exist.)
     
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  2. Lol!!! Someone should sing this now!
     
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