As a Canadian...
Newfies: Drunk fishermen. If you blew their brains out, they'd continue singing French soliloquies while paddling a canoe down the 'lawrence. You know you're a Canadian if you can understand a single word they say while drinking.
Québecois: Bloody frogs Our fine French folk that fight for liberty and freedom for
themselves everyone. It's an interesting place, but highly insular. Also, instead of waving white flags, they
start terrorist organizations.
Yikes. In all seriousness though, they are a nice people, once you get past their paranoid hatred of anglophones.
Inuits: Generally our folks you find in the northern territories, often conflated with other natives. They like to hunt a few whales, club some seals, and be left alone. I mean it, they
hate tourists. Go to Québec City or Toronto or Montreal instead, most of the Inuit struggle to speak English at all.
First Nations: Usually seen as either a noble people of a dying culture grasping to survive in a world that is totally indifferent to them, or a bunch of drunkards from a dead culture that like to blame white people for their problems whilst readily taking white people's
compensation money. Take your pick, either one is arguable true.
Ontario: Aside from being trapped forever in the 90's thanks to
this fucktard, there's not much to say about them other than "generic over the counter Canadian". Exceedingly polite when they aren't screaming at western Canada for huffing too many fumes from the Oil Sands.
Western (Prairie) Canadians: Polite Texans. If you're in Alberta, they have more registered gun owners than they do living people, or at least, that's how the joke goes. They love oil sands, beer, hockey,
fondling hunting rifles,, and more beer. Its vast swathes of farms make you realize that it's essentially the nothingness of Kansas stretched out over
four times the area.
BC: British Columbia. Also see:
Their primary export is weed. They're fairly chilled out and some of them haven't gotten the memo about Canada being a country and still fly the Union Jack. Oh, unless you're in Vancouver. Then you have a lot of immigrants that like to bring their
criminal pasts with them. Don't go out at night.
That about covers it. Also, if you think I offended you, I probably did eh'. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna drink some booze and watch the game. If there's any tourists around let me know, I'll be exceedingly polite so they'll spend money here and fuck off.
