Never get in a car with Orochi

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Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#1
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2nd week of January, I got my license 2 weeks ago.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#2
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE SINCE ORO'S DRUNK AND LISTENING TO SOME VAGUELY ASIAN MUSIC.
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#3
NOT DRUNK! JUST DRINKING!

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

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Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#5
I laugh.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#6
I fart
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#8
Drinking while driving: different than driving while drunk.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#9
ALCOHOL LEVEL MUST BE OVER 9000
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
#10
So which Asian guy laid eggs on the dashboard?
 
A

Ampoule

Guest
#11
That's what I want to know too! >:(

I thought those eggs were going to show us the consequences of COOLEST DRIVERS HIIIGH~...AND GO THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD D:<
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#12
Oh shi- I just realized DRIVER'S High WAS PLAYING ;_;
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
#14
So which Asian guy laid lemons on the dashboard?
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#15
ASIANS DON'T LAY LEMONS

THAT'S NOT PART OF THEIR RACIAL FEATS
 
C

Cosmic Orion

Guest
#16
DON'T MAKE EXCUSES FOR HIM.
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#17
IT IS TO. YOU JUST AREN'T A HIGH ENOUGH LEVEL.

23+
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
#18
I THINK THAT'S A USELESS ABILITY

I COULD HAVE EASILY TAKEN UP ONE RANK IN LAWYER INSTEAD
 
C

Captain Nic

Guest
#19
Time to unlearn?