Astaroth
[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
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Okay, Iwaku, I want to know about your Movie Crushes! I don't mean the actors/actresses; I mean the characters! Tell me which characters make you swoon and daydream and write fanfiction, don't even lie.
I'll start us off with my crushes over the years.
Poison Ivy - Uma Thurman - Batman & Robin (1997)
Meet the lady I am 99.9% sure is responsible for making me have a thing for redheadsand vines. Uma Thurman is a fine-looking lady, and a nerdy treehugger turned foxy kiss-of-death seductress and ecoterrorist is just... hnnnng. The movie may be terribad, but it's worth it to see a redheaded hot chick in skin-tight green kicking ass.
Madmartigan - Val Kilmer - Willow (1988)
I don't normally like Val Kilmer... but when I do...
Madmartigan is the hottest shit ever and you know it. THE TENT SCENE. THE TENT SCENE. IT MADE ME HETERO. (It helps that Sorscha is just as hot.)
Etienne Navarre - Rutger Hauer - Ladyhawke (1985)
If this picture isn't self-explanatory, wrap your head around the idea that this movie is about how love is impossible to stop. ALSO HE RIDES A FRIESIAN HORSE.
Westley, Dread Pirate Roberts - Cary Elwes - The Princess Bride (1987)
Three words: As. You. Wish.
Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy - Colin Firth - Pride & Prejudice (1995)
Technically it's a TV mini-series, but do you really want to argue with this?
Gogo Yubari - Chiaki Kuriyama - Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)
What can I say. I am attracted to crazy.
Severus Snape - Alan Rickman - The Harry Potter Series (2001-2011)
My favorite HP character + Alan Rickman = sex on a stick.
And finally...
WHO DIDN'T WANT TO TAP THAT?
I'll start us off with my crushes over the years.
Poison Ivy - Uma Thurman - Batman & Robin (1997)
Meet the lady I am 99.9% sure is responsible for making me have a thing for redheads
Madmartigan - Val Kilmer - Willow (1988)
I don't normally like Val Kilmer... but when I do...
Madmartigan is the hottest shit ever and you know it. THE TENT SCENE. THE TENT SCENE. IT MADE ME HETERO. (It helps that Sorscha is just as hot.)
Hot couple, amirite?
Etienne Navarre - Rutger Hauer - Ladyhawke (1985)
If this picture isn't self-explanatory, wrap your head around the idea that this movie is about how love is impossible to stop. ALSO HE RIDES A FRIESIAN HORSE.
Westley, Dread Pirate Roberts - Cary Elwes - The Princess Bride (1987)
Three words: As. You. Wish.
Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy - Colin Firth - Pride & Prejudice (1995)
Technically it's a TV mini-series, but do you really want to argue with this?
Gogo Yubari - Chiaki Kuriyama - Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)
What can I say. I am attracted to crazy.
Severus Snape - Alan Rickman - The Harry Potter Series (2001-2011)
My favorite HP character + Alan Rickman = sex on a stick.
And finally...
Princess Leia Organa - Carrie Fisher - The Star Wars Trilogy (1977-1983)
WHO DIDN'T WANT TO TAP THAT?