Monster (s)Mash Bingo Challenge

[Diana]

MONSTER (S)MASH BINGO CHALLENGE

Hey. Hey you.

Do you like monsters?

Do you like kissing monsters?

Do you like banging monsters?

PERHAPS YOU CAN WIN THIS FILTHY MONSTER TROPHY!​

RULES ARE SIMPLE

1. Choose your flavor of writing/roleplaying a full scene (solo or with a partner) of KISSING the monster or BANGING the monster.
2. Get five squares in a row for bingo.
3. Or go FILTH MODE and fill out the entire card!
4. PROFIT???

Share your finished scenes here in this thread to get your trophy! <3 This will be an ONGOING challenge, there is no end date in site.

Past roleplays & works DO count for this challenge if you want them to! Content DOES need to be ON Iwaku. It doesn't count if it's off-site. (Yes, PMs count, but you'd have to share your PMs with me! ;D)

"But Diana! My favorite monster isn't on the card! D:" What do you think next year's card will be? ;D Tell me what monsters you want next year and I'll add them to the list.

THE TYPO VERSION FOR YOU JERKS THAT WANT GOLBINS INSTEAD OF GOBLINS

 

[Lyrikai]

 

[iridescent]

I need someone to write monster smash with me!

 

[Astaroth]

Well that's just unfair, all my monster porn is not on Iwaku.

 

[Queen Tink]

This seems fun but also like it'd be a bit hard to do. Hmm...

 

[Diana]

NO ONE LOOK AT THE GOBLIN TYPO >:[ I'LL UPLOAD A FIXED VERSION LATER

 

[iridescent]

I didn't even notice it

 

[Queen Tink]

I just wanted to know if I was dumb and a Golbin was a thing!

...Sorry.

 

[Lyrikai]

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE TYPO UNTIL YOU BROUGHT IT UP AND NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT

 

[Akio]

DRAGON?? LETS FUCKING GOOOO

 

[Lyrikai]

SO I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION HOW THIS WORKS.

You have to smash the monster, you cannot be the monster?
Like if I play a basilisk and he smashes someone in rp, my partner gets the check and I don't?

 

[Diana]

SO I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION HOW THIS WORKS.

You have to smash the monster, you cannot be the monster?
Like if I play a basilisk and he smashes someone in rp, my partner gets the check and I don't?

You can be the monster! 8D The monsters doing the kissing and banging deserve their trophies too!

 

[Queen Tink]

SO I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION HOW THIS WORKS.

You have to smash the monster, you cannot be the monster?
Like if I play a basilisk and he smashes someone in rp, my partner gets the check and I don't?

This is a super important question! I need to know also!

 

[Lyrikai]

SO I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION HOW THIS WORKS.

You have to smash the monster, you cannot be the monster?
Like if I play a basilisk and he smashes someone in rp, my partner gets the check and I don't?

You can be the monster! 8D The monsters doing the kissing and banging deserve their trophies too!

Hell ye

 

[PavellumPendulum]

Is this challenge only valid for this month? Because I swear I will make it my goal for the next year to do an rp with all of these if I am allowed extra time

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

@Diana Why fix the typo when Iwaku can make up their own supernatural creature to write about kissing/ banging? Like, we can make golbin lore

 

[Diana]

Is this challenge only valid for this month? Because I swear I will make it my goal for the next year to do an rp with all of these if I am allowed extra time

ONGOING FOREVER CHALLENGE! 8D SPEED RUN OR TAKE YOUR TAKE!

@Diana Why fix the typo when Iwaku can make up their own supernatural creature to write about kissing/ banging? Like, we can make golbin lore

 

[Queen Tink]

Is this challenge only valid for this month? Because I swear I will make it my goal for the next year to do an rp with all of these if I am allowed extra time

ONGOING FOREVER CHALLENGE! 8D SPEED RUN OR TAKE YOUR TAKE!

@Diana Why fix the typo when Iwaku can make up their own supernatural creature to write about kissing/ banging? Like, we can make golbin lore

Iwaku having it's own random species sounds like chef's kiss

 

[Akio]

@Diana what's the minimum requirement of length for the creatures "funi bit" to be?

 

[Havoccultist]

Are you asking about the length of the story or the length of their...