MARCO PORQUE?!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Tegan, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. You: Why was I charged three fees?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
    Marco: Tegan, would you like me to explain you transactions for which fees were charged?<o:p></o:p>
    You: yes please<o:p></o:p>
    Marco: Sure.<o:p></o:p>
    Marco: It will take some time, please be with me.<o:p></o:p>
    You: I will never leave you<o:p></o:p>
    Marco: Thank you.

    BUT HE LEFT ME. AND I FOUND WILL, BUT HE WAS INATTENTATIVE. ;_;

    Marco: Because we value the security of your account at Bank of America, I will connect this chat to an authentication specialist who will be happy to assist you. One moment please.
    You: MARCO PORQUE?!
    Will: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
    Will: I understand that you are referring to the fees<o:p></o:p>
    Will: Let me check that for you and do my best to help you in this regard. <o:p></o:p>
    Will: Please give me some time while I access your account information. <o:p></o:p>
    <o:p>Will: I apologize for the delay. I'll be with you shortly.<o:p></o:p>
    Will: Thank you for your patience, I will be right with you.<o:p></o:p>
    You: I miss Marco :(
    You: So I am going to be charged a fee, even though I did not make these purchases on the same day? And when I did make them, I did have enough funds in my account. <o:p></o:p>
    Will: Yes please<o:p></o:p>
    Will: You should always ensure that your available balance is sufficient to cover all of your outstanding transactions, including all debit card transactions you have conducted.<o:p></o:p>
    You: You're a bot, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!
    You: DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME LIKE MARCO DID.
    You: ...Thanks for your help, I'm going to call customer service
    Will: You are most welcome. <o:p></o:p>
    Will: Pleasure was all mine in assisting a valued customer like you. <o:p></o:p>
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    <o:p>FUCKING WITH BOTS ALMOST MAKES UP FOR THE FACT THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE MY MONEY. </o:p>
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    <o:p>(The saga will continue when Tegan calls customer service, because they are usually easier to bully into taking off fees than soulless bots)</o:p>

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  2. CALM DOWN JUST USE HOT WATER
     
  3. get a life u moran
     
  4. lololololol u r fagut
     
  5. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh, you.

    I wish MY bank had chat bots. They would have to ban my ISP really fast.

    I love messing with bots...too much. *actually enjoys talking to the pornbots that invade Amp's MSN*
     
  6. I'll have you know I have a very meaningful relationship with MY pornbots!

    *scratching can be heard from the closet*
     
  7. Just so you know, it's Por Que, Marco, not Marco Porque, that sounds like a hilarious name in any romance language.
     
  8. ROBOTS?

    OVER CHAT?

    WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
     
  9. [video=youtube;5asbnNh687o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5asbnNh687o[/video]
     
  10. THAT TROLL IS KAWAII
     
  11. That comic is really awful.
     
  12. IT'S CANADIAN.

    THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST.
     
  13. JUST LIKE RORY.
     
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