LoonQuest: A fool's journey.

[Six Million Dollar Man]

You find yourself awake one morning, presumably in your BEDROOM or another such place of residence. Following that, you should probably get up and brush your teeth or something. Oh, and the player should probably learn your NAME and any other important details, like your INTERESTS, ITEMS, SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES, and WHATNOT.

It's going to be a long day. And so will the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day and beyond. For you find yourself on a perilous journey to accomplish some personal GOALS you've set for yourself.

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LOONQUEST


A Fool's Journey.

 

[Six Million Dollar Man]

This is our first adventurer. His name is TYSON, and he appears to have risen from his BEDROLL, clad in a white t-shirt, jeans and workman's boots. As the first character of this madness, he has pro-actively begun adventuring from a young age, having RUN AWAY FROM HOME. His interests include ARCHAEOLOGY, PARKOUR, TRAVEL and COOKING. He holds great disdain for BIRDS at random and being hounded by FIENDISH HEELS and other such examples of the CRIMINAL ELEMENT of whom he has sworn to DESTROY HAND OVER TO THE AUTHORITIES. But we will discover more about this intrepid lad shortly.

Tyson began to pack up his bedroll, stuffing it into his backpack before exiting the RUINED OLD COTTAGE, and coming upon a series of MOUNTAIN RANGES and to the left near the cottage is a stack of PEAT, a substance that serves as a NON-RENEWABLE FORM OF FUEL. He had taken some of these blocks of the material to light the FIREPLACE, which had previously been home to a band of MISCHIEVOUS LIZARDS.

Just as he inhaled the smell of the lands before him, he stopped to witness a larger lizard appear, of PECULIAR PHYSIOLOGY. Upon further OBSERVATION the beast is a form of miniature dragon which only possessed three working legs, the front-right and both back legs, with the front-left sticking forwards. The creature also seemed to lack eyes, and its tongue was cumbersome to take out of the mouth for prolonged periods of time, as its green scales shimmered as its golf hole sized nostrils detected Tyson, and initiating combat.

ACTION MENU
> ATTACK (X)
> SIGNATURE MOVES
> ITEMS
> HAUL ASS

After lengthy indecision, Tyson proceeded to run over to the beast, and after avoiding the outstretched arm's touch, managed to swiftly punt the creature in the head with his foot-- And what's this? Then reached into his backpack...

ACTION MENU
> ATTACK
> SIGNATURE MOVES
> ITEMS (X)
> HAUL ASS

ITEMS

- x2 CUP NOODLES
- AAA BATTERY
- .38 SNUBNOSE REVOLVER w/x50 ROUNDS (X)

Oh my GRUD.

Tyson equipped himself with the FIREARM, and proceeded to fire x4 .38 CALIBER ROUNDS into the beast, and then pocketing the gun.

ACTION MENU
> ATTACK
> SIGNATURE MOVES
> ITEMS
> HAUL ASS (X)

And then he made like a coyote to the WEST.

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

An adventurer named MARLEY camps out in the middle of a field. There was a time when his interests included HORRIBLE SINGING and PRANKING HIS FRIENDS. Though he still enjoys those activities from time to time, he has moved on in search of THE HOLY FAIL. It is said that this item will bestow upon him the ability to cause others the alleged EPIC FAILS.

Marley stomped out the fire and repacked his tent and items. He looked up at the sky, it was a good time of day to continue his journey. He attempted to continue onto the path, but stopped. At this moment he realized someone was coming from the east. Marley DUCKED behind a tree, pressing himself against the bark and readying himself to STRIKE.

He waited as the STRANGER grew nearer.

ACTION MENU
> ATTACK
> SIGNATURE MOVES (X)
> ITEMS
> HAUL ASS

When the stranger was in range, Marley JUMPTACKLED him, toppling him to the ground. He grinned mischieviously

"Hello there stranger!"