Lies.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Apr 17, 2011.

  1. I got an email.


    Does this automated system really speak on everyone's behalf?



    This is a cruel message to send someone.
     
    #1 Asmodeus, Apr 17, 2011
  2. You're right, Asmo. I'm sure that only the automated system really wishes you a happy birthday, but didn't want to feel weird about saying it, so it included everyone else.

    In any case, happy birthday, ya old coot! :D
     
    #2 Moonlit Blade, Apr 17, 2011
  3. Spare me your forced and superficial praise.
     
    #3 Asmodeus, Apr 17, 2011
  4. It may be forced and superficial, but you probably giggled like a school girl when I said it anyway.
     
    #4 Moonlit Blade, Apr 17, 2011
  5. No.
     
    #5 Asmodeus, Apr 17, 2011
  6. No.

    I'll never wish you a happy birthday because that'd mean we'd have to toast and I don't do that shit over the web.
     
    #6 Darkness, Apr 17, 2011
  7. The fact that I never get one testifies to its genuine nature.
     
    #7 Vay, Apr 17, 2011
  8. I wish you nothing more than to gain the clap.

    From the nerd below me.
     
    #8 Fel of the Eternal Forest, Apr 17, 2011
  9. Fuck you, Asmo, and your stupid birthday thread. >:|
     
    #9 Tegan, Apr 17, 2011
  10. ~I~ wish you a happy birthday Asmoopoo! :3
     
    #10 Buttercorn, Apr 17, 2011
  11. As do I!

    *Birthday wishing squad!* >w<
     
    #11 MiraMirror, Apr 17, 2011
  12. hah, only gays and ugly chicks like you, emodeus.
     
    #12 Darkness, Apr 17, 2011
  13. First non-admin birthday in awhile, I'm sure the automated bot just wanted to see if it could get you back.

    As we all know Asmodeus doesn't get birthdays, instead he gets DearlordI'velivedanotheryeardays.
     
    #13 Pirogeth, Apr 17, 2011
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  14. *wheels in a cake that reads "DIE ALREADY"*
     
    #14 The Butterfly, Apr 17, 2011
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  15. *rams Tegan's head in the cake*

    Oh cool, so you're bringing your mum over tonight?
     
    #15 Asmodeus, Apr 17, 2011
  16. You're the one who wants to bone an old lady, gayus brosius.
     
    #16 Darkness, Apr 17, 2011
  17. Asmo was too much of a pussy to post this at insanity.

    durr hurr
     
    #17 Paorou-sama, Apr 18, 2011
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  18. *throws three bricks consecutively at Asmo's house*
     
    #18 Captain Nic, Apr 18, 2011
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