Lies.

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
I got an email.

Hi Asmodeus!

Everyone on Iwaku would like to wish you a Happy Birthday! We hope you have a great day!

Does this automated system really speak on everyone's behalf?



This is a cruel message to send someone.
 
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Moonlit Blade

Guest
You're right, Asmo. I'm sure that only the automated system really wishes you a happy birthday, but didn't want to feel weird about saying it, so it included everyone else.

In any case, happy birthday, ya old coot! :D
 
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Moonlit Blade

Guest
It may be forced and superficial, but you probably giggled like a school girl when I said it anyway.
 
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Darkness

Guest
No.

I'll never wish you a happy birthday because that'd mean we'd have to toast and I don't do that shit over the web.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
The fact that I never get one testifies to its genuine nature.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
I wish you nothing more than to gain the clap.

From the nerd below me.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
~I~ wish you a happy birthday Asmoopoo! :3
 
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Pirogeth

Guest
First non-admin birthday in awhile, I'm sure the automated bot just wanted to see if it could get you back.

As we all know Asmodeus doesn't get birthdays, instead he gets DearlordI'velivedanotheryeardays.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Asmo was too much of a pussy to post this at insanity.

durr hurr