Lies.

Asmodeus

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I got an email.

Hi Asmodeus!

Everyone on Iwaku would like to wish you a Happy Birthday! We hope you have a great day!


Does this automated system really speak on everyone's behalf?



This is a cruel message to send someone.
 
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Moonlit Blade

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You're right, Asmo. I'm sure that only the automated system really wishes you a happy birthday, but didn't want to feel weird about saying it, so it included everyone else.

In any case, happy birthday, ya old coot! :D
 

Asmodeus

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Spare me your forced and superficial praise.
 
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Moonlit Blade

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It may be forced and superficial, but you probably giggled like a school girl when I said it anyway.
 

Asmodeus

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Darkness

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No.

I'll never wish you a happy birthday because that'd mean we'd have to toast and I don't do that shit over the web.
 
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Vay

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The fact that I never get one testifies to its genuine nature.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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I wish you nothing more than to gain the clap.

From the nerd below me.
 

Diana

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~I~ wish you a happy birthday Asmoopoo! :3
 
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Pirogeth

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First non-admin birthday in awhile, I'm sure the automated bot just wanted to see if it could get you back.

As we all know Asmodeus doesn't get birthdays, instead he gets DearlordI'velivedanotheryeardays.
 

Asmodeus

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*rams Tegan's head in the cake*

hah, only gays and ugly chicks like you, emodeus.
Oh cool, so you're bringing your mum over tonight?
 
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Paorou-sama

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Asmo was too much of a pussy to post this at insanity.

durr hurr