Lies.

You're right, Asmo. I'm sure that only the automated system really wishes you a happy birthday, but didn't want to feel weird about saying it, so it included everyone else.

In any case, happy birthday, ya old coot! :D

 

It may be forced and superficial, but you probably giggled like a school girl when I said it anyway.

 

No.

I'll never wish you a happy birthday because that'd mean we'd have to toast and I don't do that shit over the web.

 

The fact that I never get one testifies to its genuine nature.

 

I wish you nothing more than to gain the clap.

From the nerd below me.

 

Fuck you, Asmo, and your stupid birthday thread. >:|

 

~I~ wish you a happy birthday Asmoopoo! :3

 

As do I!

*Birthday wishing squad!* >w<

 

hah, only gays and ugly chicks like you, emodeus.

 

First non-admin birthday in awhile, I'm sure the automated bot just wanted to see if it could get you back.

As we all know Asmodeus doesn't get birthdays, instead he gets DearlordI'velivedanotheryeardays.

 

*wheels in a cake that reads "DIE ALREADY"*

 

You're the one who wants to bone an old lady, gayus brosius.

 

Asmo was too much of a pussy to post this at insanity.

durr hurr

 

*throws three bricks consecutively at Asmo's house*