Lethal Reword 12: So Very Very Tired

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
I need a makeover. I'm all washed up and shit.

Help me out, little piggies. Propose some new personas for Asmo Mk IV.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Or don't. Screw you guys, I don't need you. I don't need any of you. You only hold me back anyway, because you're jealous and you can't do what I do.

You know what? Eat shit and die - all of you. It's not my fault that you've got this big problem with me. Grow the fuck up. If you can't deal with me then maybe you should take a long hard look in the mirror. Cos you're the one who's messed up - not me.

That's it. I'm out. I'm done. Don't come running back to me when it all blows up in your face (and it will). Don't come running, cos I won't be there. I'll be doing my own thing and having fun doing it. I'm moving on and you're just a stick in the mud.

It's always been your problem and it always will be.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
What has four legs and goes "Aaaaah!"

A sheep with no lips.
 
A

Alarice

Guest
... It is such a joy to see that Asmo still embodies that combination of British sense of humor and eccentricity.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
It's like watching the non funny sketches from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
I have a ferret called Jeremy and I shall take it for walks in the park and call it Oscar and we shall buy mahogany and toast and laugh so very haughtily at the passing cabbages.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*Throws Asmo into the basement with Jack Shade*
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
I'm pretty sure hes always been like this.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
I heard you liked boys, perferably gingies between 6 and 10.


But, you know, that's just the rumor mill.
 
K

Kitti

Guest
I will transform you, little Asmo, into something magical.
First, I will need a shrubbery.
Once that is found, I will need a tiger suit and an ornate hand grenade.
Then, I will be able to reconstruct a better you.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Ornate hand grenade?

 
K

Kitti

Guest
Bahaha, is that the only Monty Python reference you recognized?
They were all referring to different movies...
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
It just happens to be my favorite scene =P
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.