Lethal Reword 12: So Very Very Tired


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I need a makeover. I'm all washed up and shit.

Help me out, little piggies. Propose some new personas for Asmo Mk IV.
Or don't. Screw you guys, I don't need you. I don't need any of you. You only hold me back anyway, because you're jealous and you can't do what I do.

You know what? Eat shit and die - all of you. It's not my fault that you've got this big problem with me. Grow the fuck up. If you can't deal with me then maybe you should take a long hard look in the mirror. Cos you're the one who's messed up - not me.

That's it. I'm out. I'm done. Don't come running back to me when it all blows up in your face (and it will). Don't come running, cos I won't be there. I'll be doing my own thing and having fun doing it. I'm moving on and you're just a stick in the mud.

It's always been your problem and it always will be.
What has four legs and goes "boo"?

A cow with a cold.
What has four legs and goes "Aaaaah!"

A sheep with no lips.
... It is such a joy to see that Asmo still embodies that combination of British sense of humor and eccentricity.
It's like watching the non funny sketches from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
I have a ferret called Jeremy and I shall take it for walks in the park and call it Oscar and we shall buy mahogany and toast and laugh so very haughtily at the passing cabbages.
*Throws Asmo into the basement with Jack Shade*
I heard you liked boys, perferably gingies between 6 and 10.

But, you know, that's just the rumor mill.
Bored now. Fuck this thread.
I will transform you, little Asmo, into something magical.
First, I will need a shrubbery.
Once that is found, I will need a tiger suit and an ornate hand grenade.
Then, I will be able to reconstruct a better you.
Bahaha, is that the only Monty Python reference you recognized?
They were all referring to different movies...