Or don't. Screw you guys, I don't need you. I don't need any of you. You only hold me back anyway, because you're jealous and you can't do what I do.
You know what? Eat shit and die - all of you. It's not my fault that you've got this big problem with me. Grow the fuck up. If you can't deal with me then maybe you should take a long hard look in the mirror. Cos you're the one who's messed up - not me.
That's it. I'm out. I'm done. Don't come running back to me when it all blows up in your face (and it will). Don't come running, cos I won't be there. I'll be doing my own thing and having fun doing it. I'm moving on and you're just a stick in the mud.
It's always been your problem and it always will be.
I will transform you, little Asmo, into something magical.
First, I will need a shrubbery.
Once that is found, I will need a tiger suit and an ornate hand grenade.
Then, I will be able to reconstruct a better you.
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.