Lethal Reword 12: So Very Very Tired

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Nov 19, 2010.

  1. I need a makeover. I'm all washed up and shit.

    Help me out, little piggies. Propose some new personas for Asmo Mk IV.
  2. Or don't. Screw you guys, I don't need you. I don't need any of you. You only hold me back anyway, because you're jealous and you can't do what I do.

    You know what? Eat shit and die - all of you. It's not my fault that you've got this big problem with me. Grow the fuck up. If you can't deal with me then maybe you should take a long hard look in the mirror. Cos you're the one who's messed up - not me.

    That's it. I'm out. I'm done. Don't come running back to me when it all blows up in your face (and it will). Don't come running, cos I won't be there. I'll be doing my own thing and having fun doing it. I'm moving on and you're just a stick in the mud.

    It's always been your problem and it always will be.
  3. ....Nervous breakdown much?
  4. What has four legs and goes "boo"?

    A cow with a cold.
  5. i'll drink more vodka before i reply to this.
  6. What has four legs and goes "Aaaaah!"

    A sheep with no lips.
  7. ... It is such a joy to see that Asmo still embodies that combination of British sense of humor and eccentricity.
  8. It's like watching the non funny sketches from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
  9. I have a ferret called Jeremy and I shall take it for walks in the park and call it Oscar and we shall buy mahogany and toast and laugh so very haughtily at the passing cabbages.
  10. *Throws Asmo into the basement with Jack Shade*
  11. I'm pretty sure hes always been like this.
  12. I heard you liked boys, perferably gingies between 6 and 10.

    But, you know, that's just the rumor mill.
  13. Bored now. Fuck this thread.
  14. lol how u gon fuck it ur penis is not in httml
  15. I will transform you, little Asmo, into something magical.
    First, I will need a shrubbery.
    Once that is found, I will need a tiger suit and an ornate hand grenade.
    Then, I will be able to reconstruct a better you.
  16. Ornate hand grenade?

  17. Bahaha, is that the only Monty Python reference you recognized?
    They were all referring to different movies...
  18. knights who say ni is there as well.
  19. It just happens to be my favorite scene =P
  20. [video=youtube;P01oCgnhbsQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P01oCgnhbsQ[/video]