Last One To post Wins Volume 9

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Tragic. Too bad for you I'm a fucking cat.

*takes off gloves, folds them, and double smacks Pigs' face with them*
 
No! Bad cat!

*puts Shinku in time out*
 
W-What...?

How dare you put me in time out? The disrespect!!!
 
*lets Shinku out after 15 minutes*

No hitting, okay?

*lets it be Shinku's turn on the x-box*
 
I'll play any dangerous game you'd like.

Shinku hasn't been a very nice kitty lately..

*puts away all fresh fish just bought*
 
How about slow dancing around various moving sawblades?
 
That sounds lovely.

*quickly changes into a regal dress and comes back to dance*

Ready!
 
:O *speechless*
Oh, um, yes, ready!

*starts by leading around sawblades that pop out of the floorboards in small steps, trying not to stumble*
*lets her down over one arm to let a horizontal sawblade cut over her, worrying about cutting the dress while the blades cut through his dress pants*
*forgets about the dual guillotine blades that drop from the ceiling until the last second, pulling both arms out straight and stepping in to make a single file line*
 
maybe. I didn't say we dodged the guillotine blades.
 
*kicks bomb back at Shinku watching it explode in his face*

I'm not dead yet.

*looks at the guillotine blades for a moment before looking at the back of her dress*

Awww... It's ruined.

Does anyone have a robe?

*knows the blade clipped her skin as it came down and is now bleeding at her calves while also a little bare in the back*
 
You can come back to my house. I'll bandage your leg and you can wear my housecoat.
There'll also be booze.
 
Oh my~ Someone is a gentleman and you're offering liquor, how can I say 'no'?
 
Wow, this place seems pretty wild
 
@Solar Soarfell

Yes, it is. Also, don't tell Pigs I already drank his booze, and ate Femme's secret candy stash.
 
Three words, bois:

ASTOLFO BEST GIRL.
 
That's cap. Felix for life.
 
Oh, I see you're a man of culture as well.
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I was waiting so long for this fateful meeting, my friend.
 
Indeed, our meeting was fated.

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