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...Oh
That was anticlimactic
Is the... Is the nugget poisoned, or something..?

//pokes it//
 
*sweating* um...no...
 
no...really I-its all good
 
Pineapple on pizza is really good c:
 
in your opinion, I'm more upset about the Pepperoni..Ive been really touchy this week
 
there is a few things wrong with that theory
  1. I am a man
  2. I have never had sex
 
Oh, no...

My poor virgin and sensitive Mutton-kun. I think that's the problem. Too much testosterone in your system.

Maybe it's time for "DIP THAT PEPPERONI IN SOME SAUCE?"

*smacks @Moppsi face with a pillow*
 
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*hugs Mutton and protects him*
 
*smacks Pigs with a pillow*
 
I mean- it's not impossible for a man to get pregnant. It happened once.
 
We should take him to the vet
 
LuckycoolHawk9 said:
I mean- it's not impossible for a man to get pregnant. It happened once.
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People got this wrong. That person was actually a woman that decided to change her gender to male. Then, he got married with a woman that couldn't have babies, so he decided to make artificial insemination.

He became the first case ever of a "male" that was able to become pregnant,people knowing him as "The Pregnant Man".
 
Straix said:
Wtf Shinku
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What? It's the fucking true. Unless his a underage. In that case, whoops, my bad, wait until you're an adult, son. And don't forget to always go in with protection. You don't need any lil' Mutton's out there yet.
 
I remember when it came out in the news, so many people were upset about their decision lol...
 
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