Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

I'll give you a big ole hug, come 'ere

 

[Stray Shinku]

Again, what the fuck!?

Have you lost your mind already? I will blow ourselves to pieces.

 

[Straix]

Maybe.
Please do. We can have a nice lil' cuddle while you do it c; what a way to go out, perfect.

 

[foodforpigs]

weird flex but okay

 

[Straix]

Ok

 

[foodforpigs]

yes :>

 

[Stray Shinku]

Please, help... I'm scared of this weird thing right now.

 

[foodforpigs]

all hands abandon ship!

 

[Straix]

There is no help for you

 

[CptMuttonchops]

*Runs into the room* IM BACK, YA MISS ME FUCKERS? *looks at Shinku in his underwear* put some cloths on, *looks a Straix* BIRB FRIEND ! *pulls out chicken tender *

 

[Stray Shinku]

*looks at Shinku in his underwear* put some cloths on,

 

[CptMuttonchops]

tsk. *throws my jaket at him* ya nudist! Cloths!

 

[Straix]

:D hello you person! //nom nom chicken//
You're back!

Tut tut Shinku... Ya gotta put clothes on! Or strip completely naked. There are no other options

 

[CptMuttonchops]

*crosses arms* Aye, pick one *pats Straix's head* good birb

 

[Straix]

Exactly. Just so you know, if you're naked you're required by law to perform on a strip pole and provide blindfolds for the poor young people.

Do good birds get cookies? :D

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Yus! *Holds out cookie* and yus my young... virgin eyes? do not wish to see that

 

[Straix]

Yay //chomp chomp//

Yes. Hence the blindfolds c:

 

[Stray Shinku]

Again, what the fuck, Straix!? I'm not gonna make any weird streaptease and leave my junk hanging around.

HOW DARE YOU NOT TRUST THE POWER OF THE UNDERWEAR!?

 

[CptMuttonchops]

*Confused* hmm, must be nice , mine is too big to fit in my underwear

 

[Stray Shinku]

*Confused* hmm, must be nice , mine is too big to fit in my underwear

What the actual fuck?