Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[foodforpigs]

I guess I'll just post last.

 

[Straix]

Or, ya know. you could let me do that.

 

[Stray Shinku]

HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE NOT NOTIFYING ME ABOUT THIS THREAD!? Y'all cheaters! You know I will win this, so you blocked me out. RUDE!

 

[foodforpigs]

It would be such a trifle. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of this posting last business.

 

[Stray Shinku]

I saw what you did there, young sir.

 

[Straix]

Well damn.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Nothing escapes from me. *kitchen is on fire behind him* I have eyes of an eagle.

 

[Straix]

Oh, yeah. Sureee. That's definitely correct.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Why are you saying that, young bird? O' -'O

 

[Straix]

Oh, ya know... No reason.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

*Hums non-musical song*

 

[Straix]

hum hum

 

[Stray Shinku]

OH, MY GOD! MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE! WHY NOBODY TOLD ME THAT!?

 

[Straix]

SHh... no shouting. Go burn with your kitchen mr shouty

 

[Stray Shinku]

I WILL ROAST YOU THERE, BIRD! I HEARD YOU TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

 

[Straix]

Just try it, mr shouty.
I'll eat you.

And I actually taste like duck, so ha.

 

[Stray Shinku]

I heard that roasted duck is the best, so JOKE'S ON YOU!

 

[Straix]

I mean, not really. All it means is that I taste fucking delicious.
So, uh. Screw you, mate.

 

[Stray Shinku]

No, I will screw YOU with this fork and knife. *sharpens knife* You better have a tender meat, MOFO, because I really hate chewy meat...

 

[Straix]

Uhuh.
Well, sorry to disappoint but I'm all bones. No meat, really. And that which there is... Is probably hella chewy and stuff.

Sucks to be you