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I don't need to, you lil' hoe. I already said it, so fuck you if you don't want to accept it.
 
hmm.
 
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I'll just call you Straix because usernames are more about the person than the name given at birth, and chosen usernames are something special to be celebrated.
 
goose troublemaker waddling down the sidewalk.
 
huh... my namejust comes from the fact that my sideburns are BOMB
 
What makes you the captain though?
 
Why you had to kill the poor guy like that, Pigs? XD

Also me, listening at 100% and signing at the top of my lungs:


Tell me what you hate about me
Whatever it is, I'm sorry

But everybody said we had it

then crying like a weakling, but still singing:

I guess that sometimes good things fall apart

i cri eviri tim. Somebody hold my hand and sing with me pls
 
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I'm just a heap of sci-fi quotes.
 
It's a fucking song, bro. Cry with me.
 
okay. :(
 
Nevermind, it's actually kind of depressing seeing you sad.

*pats Pigs head*

There, there, you're a good pig.
 
my heart is filled with sorrow.
 
*gives Pigs a box of chicken nuggets filled with hope and happiness*
 
DID SOMEONE SAY CHICKEN NUGGETS?!
 
foodforpigs said:
What makes you the captain though?
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oh its a inside joke, I am deathly afraid of heights and deep ocean, and im not athletic enough to be in the Army so that rules out me being any kind of captain
 
see? I knew Mutton was a cute and adorable guy IRL.
 
don't try it alight? if you fall from a hight of over 30 ft, theres only a 25% chance of survival

as for the ocean 60 ft down the pressure is enough to crush a small child

however I suppose I have no defense for my fear of the dark...
 
OH
IT DIDN'T REGISTER IN MY BRAIN THAT CPT WAS CAPTAIN
I always just read it as .. Cp muttonchops
Completely missed out the t for some reason
Even on the rare times I did include the t it was just cpt... weird

Lots of people have a fear of the dark tho, it's like... A normal thing I think? Or common, anyway
I used to, but now I don't :D
Unless I think about it too much then I tend to have a panic attack or whatever but eh
Some things are just scary

Like silverfish! I have a really really bad (completely irrational) fear of silverfish
 
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