Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Mojo]

*holds my arms out to Moppsi crying* up?

I ain't your mother ya chicken nugget D:<

 

[Straix]

Rejected

 

[CptMuttonchops]

*stops crying* well unknown to you Moppsi I AM YOUR FATHER

 

[Straix]

What the fuck

 

[CptMuttonchops]

shhhhh shut your nugget loving mouth my little crow *tosses him a nugget*

 

[Straix]

...Pfft
//Shuts up and eats the nugget//

 

[CptMuttonchops]

good bird *pats his head*

 

[Straix]

//Scream//

 

[CptMuttonchops]

shhhhh *another nugget*

 

[Straix]

//Hushes for the nugnet chomp chomp//

 

[CptMuttonchops]

*smiles happily* im gonna miss you when this thread gets the chop

 

[Straix]

It's okay
I'll invade your nightmares c:

 

[CptMuttonchops]

you promise? my nightmares are pretty bad, gotta love PTSD

 

[Straix]

Of course
I shall, uhh... Eat all your trauma
And replace it with me

 

[CptMuttonchops]

heh, if only, my fathered friend

 

[Straix]

If you'd like to develop an irrational fear of chicken nuggets at some point within that time...
Ya know..
;D

 

[CptMuttonchops]

oh i have several irrational fears , like tripdafobia and Chickdaphobia

 

[Straix]

Neither of them involve nuggets, though :c

 

[CptMuttonchops]

hmm true i suppose...

 

[Straix]

Aye...