Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

Ha

Someone's gonna have to eat all those treats Mutton won't be getting...
I volunteer myself

 

[Stray Shinku]

Pfft! Nah, man. I'm eating them myself.

 

[Straix]

Then I'll just have to eat you

 

[CptMuttonchops]

NUUUUU

 

[Straix]

aaa

 

[Stray Shinku]

Then I'll just have to eat you

That's some kinky shit. I thought you didn't wanted any of that because of the people around here.

Ugh, fine! *gives Mutton some treats* You're lucky you are cute, you lil' furball.

 

[Straix]

... It's different

 

[Stray Shinku]

Is not. Same shit to me, but seeing that you want it so badly...

*strips clothes and bathes on sugar*

EAT ME, DADDY! MY BODY IS READY!

 

[Straix]

Nope, you just ruined it.
How could you.

I'm not that keen on sweet things, prefer savoury
you should've bathed in chicken stock or gravy or something with a sprinkling of salt, a pinch of black pepper and some herbies

Your body is most certainly NOT ready

 

[Stray Shinku]

Well then, aren't you a picky flake, huh?

 

[Straix]

Maybe

 

[CptMuttonchops]

*Sits quietlyeating my tteat* my god just kiss already

 

[Straix]

Ew, no thanks
I'd rather kiss a slug or something

 

[Stray Shinku]

*smacks Straix's ass*

DAT ASS, BOI!

 

[Straix]

mm, that seems mildly gayy
i think you can do better

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Hay! The only thing mildly gay around here is me!

 

[Straix]

Are you sure?

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Umm...yes!...

 

[Straix]

Hmmmmm.... that doesn't sound very confident

 

[Iceydaze]

This is like some really bad yaoi