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I think Shinku is 20 something? It says on his profile I think but I can't be bothered to check
somewehre between 23 and 25 I think?

This thing just threatened to slap me what the fuck
 
Yes, I'm a grown-ass 24yo man. Ha! I think I'm poder than you, Icey...

Sadly, it doesn't seems I'm mature, though.

T vT I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIVE AND BE A GOOD BOY AND GET ALL THE PETS AND TREATS POSSIBLE. Just ignore the sign that says to not feed me. My dietician is lying. What a hater! She is so evil!

And, Straix, stop hating on the kids, bitch. You were one of them once, so fuck off the kitchen and gimne some of that bacon.
 
I don't trust cats, sorry :|
 
Good. I'm older than Shinku by a bit. That's wonderful.

You can trust cats. Just not Shinku. You can pamper him and he'll still hiss at you the next day .
 
You can burn in your fucking grave when I stab you a thousands times on the face, you stupid, stinky, and brain dead bird.

Fuck you all, haters. Your stupidity and hate only feeds my ego, so please, continue.
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OR
I could save you the trouble and light myself on fire right now
We can roast some marshmallows
Smores, with essence of Straix.
Sounds delicious
 
Huh- didn't know Shinku was older than me.
 
OR
I could save you the trouble and light myself on fire right now
We can roast some marshmallows
Smores, with essence of Straix.
Sounds delicious
This sounds disgusting enough for me to say I'LL PASS.
 
Typo. Meant Shinku. Sorry to confuse you birb.
 
*inserts Taylor Swift's song You Need to Calm Down*

THAT ONE IS FOR YOU, STRAIX.
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Hey, be good. :/
 
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