no no no
mushrooms are great
tasty delicious little things
you are not a tasty delicious thing
you are a gross yucky thing with terrible taste ;c
but i suppose you're still kinda great
but not as great as mushrooms
Gross ones apparently. If it doesn't smell or feel right, it isn't food. Mushrooms have a weird texture I just can't stand. It's so distinct that I can't even remember what they taste like after trying them.