Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

maybe

 

[Straix]

Are you sure?

 

[Straix]

1.30%, you mean? c;

 

[Straix]

Pfft

 

[Straix]

I will deny it, thank you very much >:c

 

[Straix]

Well don't cry D:
How about an empty water bottle, half a bottle of coke and a small tree to make you un-cry?

 

[Stray Shinku]

CRY! YOUR TEARS FEED MY EVIL SOUL! MHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*flips @fudgecakez for no reason and pepper sprays @Straix because why not, he's an idiot*

 

[Straix]

@Straix
well i like trees uwu

@Shinku⭐Kun
>:-(
dont make me phone your
parents, young man​

ok, you can has trees

CRY! YOUR TEARS FEED MY EVIL SOUL! MHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*flips @fudgecakez for no reason and pepper sprays @Straix because why not, he's an idiot*

Fuck off
why ya gotta be so mean, fucking loser
I'll break your legs

 

[Straix]

Wonderful! It's a deal
Here, have baby trees
//gives small tree in pot//
it's fun sized

 

[Stray Shinku]

Please, no! Don't call my parents!

 

[Straix]

Is... He being sarcastic? I honestly can't tell

 

[Stray Shinku]

Is... He being sarcastic? I honestly can't tell

Mmh... I guess you can be a smart bird sometimes, huh?

 

[Straix]

What? You mean stupid, not smart, right?

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

@fudgecakez Just to know for my purposes of last night, by make me a sandwich, did you wish to become a sandwich or to have a sandwich? Because my literal and helpful demon magic are dueling over which was right.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

That doesn't help, but okay. *turns @fudgecakez into a human-sandwich hybrid*

 

[foodforpigs]

what going on?

 

[Stray Shinku]

*stares at @fudgecakez with a smile while sharpening a knife and a fork*

 

[Straix]

Hey, I want to eat the human sandwich :c back off shinku you asshole

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

*sprays both @Straix and @Shinku⭐Kun* We don't eat our friends.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Them, why the fuck you made it a delicious sandwich, you stupid demon?!