Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

Probably

 

[Straix]

Some... More-so than others
//cough// You //cough//

 

[Straix]

Who says I have a point?

 

[Straix]

Exactly

 

[Stray Shinku]

Yeah, I have to agree with Straix here (SHOCKING, I KNOW). Go fuck yourself, Fudge. There's no way a Shinku x Straix can happen. I rather take a shower with gasoline and set myself on fire while dancing some salsa.

 

[Straix]

You can do that anyway, if you'd like? c:
I can supply the gasoline

 

[Stray Shinku]

Good. I'll be taking you with me, hoe.

 

[Straix]

Mm... That sounds kinda gay
Js

 

[Stray Shinku]

Then, I guess I have a girl inside of me that just can't wait to murder you. :)

 

[Straix]

I think that's worse :c

 

[Stray Shinku]

:) WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU AND THEN MAKE A SOUP FROM YOUR REMAINS. :)

 

[Straix]

Well... I do like soup...
Can you make the soup and then kill me? I bet I taste great

 

[Stray Shinku]

I will slap- No, this time, I will spank you for being a bad bird.

 

[Straix]

That sounds rather kinky
My safe word is pineapples

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Straix x Shinku is a bad ship since Straix was a teen when we started while Shinku was an adult. So, I see them more as a sibling rivalry than romantic. Also, don't ship users. It's bad.

 

[Straix]

Ha, sucker.

 

[Lusterine]

@LuckycoolHawk9 is here to keep us all in line

 

[Straix]

Someone needs to provide snacks

 

[Stray Shinku]

Suck fudge's toes as snacks, bitch

 

[Straix]

Nooo. Why you gotta be so disgusting :c