Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Stray Shinku]

Oh, he called me meanie. Stop it, you're gonna make me blush.

 

[Straix]

Do it

 

[Stray Shinku]

Do what?

 

[Straix]

Idk, IT

 

[CptMuttonchops]

*nods petting Shinku* is ok Crows are odd creatures

 

[Straix]

You're an odd creature :c

 

[Stray Shinku]

Nah, crows are wonderful, brilliant, and beautiful creatures. This thing right here, though, I don't even know what the hell it is. It's disgusting and ugly. He ain't a crows, that's for sure.

 

[Straix]

You're disgusting and ugly

 

[Stray Shinku]

NO U

 

[Straix]

True
But also you

 

[Stray Shinku]

I will end you.

 

[Straix]

Yes please

 

[CptMuttonchops]

that's it!! *Puts Shinku and Straix in a metal box and welds it closed* make friends with each other or your never getting out

 

[Straix]

What D:
That's not fair!

 

[CptMuttonchops]

I don't care. play nice

 

[Straix]

If one of us... Ceases to exist (the cat) would the other be free to leave the box? ;D

 

[CptMuttonchops]

hmm...I will consider it.

 

[Straix]

Great! Time for a... Tasty snack c;

 

[CptMuttonchops]

no! that doesn't count!

 

[Straix]

Why not?
You said your consider it
So mean