Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[foodforpigs]

so violent. :(

 

[Straix]

He's the weirdo that wants to eat me :c

 

[Stray Shinku]

Oh, boi... Such a violent being. What's the matter? Did you got rejected on Valentines Day? XD

 

[foodforpigs]

mean words are violence too >:(

 

[Straix]

No, actually my nurse bought me chocolate and requested Macranoni cheese from the kitchen, so hA fuck you
You fool

 

[foodforpigs]

what nurse? it could be your enemy trying to gain your trust

 

[Straix]

Why would she want to do that? :c
Don't be mean

 

[foodforpigs]

I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just trying to warn you. Q_Q

 

[Straix]

She brought me in a bunch of her kids old DS games today! Even tho it's her day off. I think she's just really nice :D

 

[foodforpigs]

oh well in that case

 

[Stray Shinku]

Poor innocent soul. He doesn't know his nurse is a witch just feeding him so she can kill and cook him when he gets fat. Didn't you fucking read Hansel and Gretel, you idiot?

 

[Straix]

You fool!
I am no goat! I don't eat plastic!
And my chocolate remains untouched...
If anyone's gonna be eaten here, it's you

 

[Stray Shinku]

Mmh... Don't know if I'm supposed to be worried or aroused because that's some kinky shit.

 

[Straix]

Why not both

 

[Stray Shinku]

You can be worried and aroused at the same time??? How in the world?

 

[Straix]

It seems possible, yes

 

[Stray Shinku]

Now I'm just worried for you... But a little intrigued.

 

[foodforpigs]

thinking emoji

 

[Straix]

Blagh

 

[foodforpigs]

remember when this was about posting last? yeah, me neither