Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

Oh shit nice
Spit roast it

 

[Stray Shinku]

Spit roast it

See? This is why I called you a disgusting bird.

 

[Straix]

What? But spit roast is good!
You just suck

 

[Stray Shinku]

I think I have a misunderstanding... What is spit roast exactly?

 

[Straix]

Spit roast? It's like... Steriotypical apple in mouth Pig on a spit, like over a flame or whatever. you turn it.
Usually have it in a roll with like apple sauce and stuff? Maybe stuffing. It's great.

You don't have spit roasts?

 

[foodforpigs]

It shouldn't be confused with spit roasts of the slang / urbandictionary variety.

 

[Straix]

I didn't even know that was a thing until I just googled it wow

 

[foodforpigs]

now you know, and knowing is half the battle

 

[Straix]

Sure, sure...

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Uhh-huh

 

[Straix]

Aye

 

[Stray Shinku]

Ah, you were talking about that spit roast. Noice!

Yo, Pig, do you want an apple? O vO

 

[Straix]

Yes! That kind.

It's gotta be a nice big juicy red one so it's more tasty

 

[Stray Shinku]

Fuck this. I'm going to force him to take this apple. The bonfire is waiting!

O` v`O CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE, PIG. YOU HAVE NO ESCAPE.

 

[Straix]

We also need applesauce, rolls, stuffin' aaaand... Salad shit
Nom

 

[foodforpigs]

sound like quite a party

 

[Straix]

Cronch

 

[Stray Shinku]

Hue... But guess who's going to be the food on this party, Pig... Hue hue hue...

 

[Straix]

Oink oink

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

I love it when I get addicted to a new soundtrack.