Last One to Post Wins Volume 13

[foodforpigs]

*dabs Shinku's eyes with a handkerchief*

you can always magic more.

 

[Stray Shinku]

It doesn't work like that!

*swats Pigs hand*

 

[foodforpigs]

*Shini gives some of her socks to Shinku*

 

[Stray Shinku]

S-Shini...

*Shinku snaps his fingers and a big tuna fish pops into existance*

This is for you!!!

 

[Monbon]

Do you have a tendency of killing everything you love?

First tablechan now a pair of perfectly fine socks.

What's wrong with you?

 

[gaspamouse]

Ew, a newcomer. Hello, peasant. Now, get out of here. The exit is right there. Save yourself from this madhouse.

*gasp* a mouse!

*give a piece of cheese on a tiny plate and some tea in a tiny cup*

A tiny tea party sounds fantastic. We should have one to celebrate gasping over a mouse!

Thank you! And I love tea!

 

[Stray Shinku]

Killing things is my second name, bitch.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

*Takes socks out of yet and places them in a glass case*

 

[Oberan]

So what kind of socks are these that you're holding in such high esteem?

 

[Stray Shinku]

High-knee socks.

*slaps out a long table out of nowhere with my PRECIOUS collection of knee-high socks, meticulously ordered by colors*

 

[Oberan]

Where... were you keeping that table of very nicely presented socks?

 

[Stray Shinku]

I don't know. I just found out I could do that just now. Hmm… I wonder what will happen if I snap my fingers.

*snaps fingers*

 

[foodforpigs]

*fire ignites and falls from Shinku's fingers onto the split table and catches fire*

 

[Stray Shinku]

Well, damn. That was a, huh… A really unfortunate reaction.

 

[PavellumPendulum]

Should I call the fire department or do you guys got this handled?

 

[Stray Shinku]

*tearing up with a smile, watching with a broken heart as his socks are being roasted to dust*

My... My fucking socks, man...

 

[foodforpigs]

it must be a curse, but who would curse Shinku with such a cruel curse, never to have knee high socks.

 

[Monbon]

Just let this thread burn. It's okay.

 

[foodforpigs]

"It does not matter how the galaxy burns, only that it does." - Horus Lupercal

 

[Stray Shinku]

*laughs evilly*

YOU FOOLS!

My knee-high socks are IMMORTALS!!!

They are fire and waterproof!

*evil laugh intensifies with P A S S I O N*

THOTS are TEMPORARY, but my KNEE-HIGH SOCKS are ETERNAL!!!