Kindergarten Cop 2....

[Asmodeus]

Dolph Lundgren doesn't want to teach. He wants to hunt.

 

[Diana]

Wh-why is he so sparklie? O____O

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Because he's a Twilight vampire.

 

[Surrender To Hope]

I think I will skip it.

 

[Asmodeus]

That's cruelty to dolphins and you know it.

 

[Surrender To Hope]

Ohh....