Kim Jong Il dies at the age of 69

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Alan

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has died at the age of 69, state-run television has announced.


Mr Kim, who has led the communist nation since the death of his father in 1994, died on a train while visiting an area outside the capital, the announcement said.


He suffered a stroke in 2008 and was absent from public view for months.


His designated successor is believed to be his third son, Kim Jong-un, who is thought to be in his late 20s.


North Korea's state-run news agency, KCNA, urged people to unite behind the younger Kim.


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The state media lies.

He was really eaten by a Tyrannosaurs Rex.
 
Wow....he died? Because of fatigue?

Well his reign is over. I guess he was just....*slides on sunglasses*....dead tired.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
*Sees it.*

*Turns pale*

Oh. Holy.

SHIT! WE'RE SCREWED! GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

Have you not played Homefront? Soon we are going to be in a shit load of trouble. I'll just be registureing over at England, thanks very much.
 
The only issue now is, what does daddy's favorite son do with the state that he inherited?

Also...

CNN: Kim Jong-Il dies; North Korean future in question.
MSNBC: Kim Jong-Il and Vaclav Havel die; a comparison in their legacies.
FOX: Kim Jong-Il dies; Obama last socialist dictator left on Earth.
 
Does anyone find it strange how many dictators are dying these days?

Bin Laden
Saddam
Gaddafi
Kim Jong

And I think the last 3 were all 69 years old when they died.

*puts on his tinfoil hat and tips it nonchalantly* :|
 
I'd say Fidel is next but he's more scottish highlander than the entire Scotland rugby team.