- Invitation Status
- Posting Speed
- One post per week
- Slow As Molasses
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Advanced
- Prestige
- Douche
- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Female
- Genres
- Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
I'm not even a quarter of the way through this hell. RIP me.
Anyway, another month means another smutfic written by yours truly because fundraiser milestone shit. Blah blah blah. See the guidelines in the spoiler below if you need to know what's up. Otherwise just suggest pairings or whatever for me to write into a short smutty story some time this month.
Also check the link in this one if you for some awful reason want to read the Sonic x Princess Elise or Piston x Cylinder things I wrote for the last two months.
Anyway, another month means another smutfic written by yours truly because fundraiser milestone shit. Blah blah blah. See the guidelines in the spoiler below if you need to know what's up. Otherwise just suggest pairings or whatever for me to write into a short smutty story some time this month.
Here are the guidelines for how this mess will work.
If that excessive list of bullshit didn't cover anything important, feel free to ask questions in this thread.
- This is not a poll. I'll pick whichever suggestion catches my fancy when I go to write this nonsense. I may be swayed by popular support for a single idea, but I am a fickle little shit and I never said the public would get to do more than make suggestions, so deal with it.
- Suggestions for these trashy fanfic pairings must be only two people. The "people" don't necessarily have to be human or even humanoid. They can be either characters from existing media or Iwaku members; HOWEVER, Iwaku members will only be used in these terrible stories if they give permission for the horrible things I will do to the caricature of them, and I will only accept posts from them in this thread as proof of permission. "Existing media" does not include your roleplays and whatnot, so don't suggest your own characters because you'll just be wasting your time.
- Please don't just throw names at me. I am not omnipotent, I don't know all the movies and books and whatnot that exist, nor do I know everyone on Iwaku. If it's a character from existing media, tell me what they're from and link me to a wiki page or something if you can, or give me a brief overview of what they're like if you want to ramble. If it's an Iwaku member, give me a basic overview of what they're like, and also be sure to get them to post in this thread to prove they're okay with this being done. These things are going to be fucking messes, so I don't mind butchering characters or people I'm not familiar with, just throw shit at me... but if you choose things you know I'm familiar with then you'll have a better chance of your idea being picked if I want to write something half decent this month. Just putting it out there.
- Feel free to suggest certain kinks or themes or whatever you want to go along with your suggested pairing. Just naming the things is fine, but if you for some reason feel the need to get detailed throw that shit in a spoiler tagged NSFW so I don't have to slap you for posting NSFW stuff without a spoiler. I know there's a warning on the thread, but shut up and do it anyway. I may not use your suggested stuff even if I pick your pairing, but then again I might; as I said in point #1, I'm a fickle little shit. As with the character stuff, things I'm actually interested in will have a higher chance of being used if I feel like making something of decent-ish quality, but weird shit will have a good chance of being used if I want to do crazy troll shit. It's a gamble, do whatever you feel like doing.
- I am most likely to choose hetero pairings because that's almost exclusively what I've written for smut thus far. Yes, I know, I'm so very boring. However, I'm going to aim to do at least 2 non-hetero pairs over the course of this year of awful fanfic, but we'll see what happens. Just giving you nerds fair warning so you don't get your hopes up for tons of steamy man on man action.
- There is only one kink/theme that is totally off the table: pedophilia. Not only is it against site rules, I'm just flat out not gonna write it ever. Literally anything else is within the realm of possibility, because if I decide to write ridiculous nonsense then I'll totally use kinks and such that I normally wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
- The lucky(?) winner of this round of suggestions will maybe be announced in advance, or maybe I won't say anything until I'm posting the fanfic; again, fickle shit, I do what I want. If for some reason I decide I like more than one suggested pairing enough to write both/all of them, I'll let you guys know in this thread when I post the fanfic for this month and I'll skip doing suggestion threads for whatever months I decide to write the extra ideas.
- The terrible fanfics will be posted in a thread in Showcasing, and I'll announce in the fundraiser thread in the Events section and also in this thread when that goes up.
If that excessive list of bullshit didn't cover anything important, feel free to ask questions in this thread.
Also check the link in this one if you for some awful reason want to read the Sonic x Princess Elise or Piston x Cylinder things I wrote for the last two months.
