- Invitation Status
- Posting Speed
- One post per week
- Slow As Molasses
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Advanced
- Prestige
- Douche
- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Female
- Genres
- Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
For anyone who hasn't been paying attention, there was a fundraiser held in August of 2018. One of the prizes (and I use the term as sarcastically as possible here) was that anyone who donated $20 or more would get a piece of art made by yours truly. Below you will find my pitch for the prize, originally posted in the fundraiser thread. TL;DR it's gonna be atrocious, so hold on to your butts and get ready for terrible art.
The Rules
All eligible recipients can give their prize to someone else, but the transfer must be stated in this thread.
All requests for art from eligible recipients must be made in this thread.
You can request pretty much anything, but the Jorick Tried™ Quality Guarantee means youwon't probably won't might not get quite what you wanted.
Finished pieces will be posted in the thread whenever I feel like it and also added to spoilers at the bottom of this post.
Comments from whoever are welcome in this thread, fill it with shitposts for all I care. 8D
Here's a sample to start, made to show my fellow admins and Diana what kind of "art" I would be offering when we were coming up with fundraiser prize ideas. Enjoy it or be disgusted at your leisure.
Oh right, I prepared a sales pitch for my fantastical art. *clears throat and pulls out notecards*
Hello Iwaku people. You are being given a marvelous opportunity to donate to support a site you love AND to get a piece of art made by me, Jorick. Some of you may have seen me talk about my utter lack of artistic talent and say that my only good creative skill is writing, but I have been a blind fool. I have spent entire minutes practicing my MS Paint drawing skills (mouse only, tablets and such are for hacks) and I am ready to share my work with the world. What I lack in experience, skill, and taste I make up for in sheer audacity. My art will make you say "oh my god, I can't believe he actually posted that garbage and called it art," but to that I say DAMN RIGHT I DID! For the absolute bargain price of $20 I will draw anything you desire, with the Jorick Tried™ Quality Guarantee: if you aren't satisfied with the work,you'll get a full refundJorick will shrug and say "whatever, I tried." Act fast, supplies aren't limited but I mean do it anyway so you don't procrastinate and then forget like a dummy and miss out on this probably once in a lifetime chance to get art made by Jorick, the unequivocally best admin ever.
The Rules
All eligible recipients can give their prize to someone else, but the transfer must be stated in this thread.
All requests for art from eligible recipients must be made in this thread.
You can request pretty much anything, but the Jorick Tried™ Quality Guarantee means you
Finished pieces will be posted in the thread whenever I feel like it and also added to spoilers at the bottom of this post.
Comments from whoever are welcome in this thread, fill it with shitposts for all I care. 8D
Here's a sample to start, made to show my fellow admins and Diana what kind of "art" I would be offering when we were coming up with fundraiser prize ideas. Enjoy it or be disgusted at your leisure.