Jinx shot Barbie!

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.


MY GOSH [MENTION=11]Xnijmai[/MENTION];! WHY!?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
And no one mourned her loss.
 
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Darkness

Guest
Those fucking kids cookies cost like ten bucks a pack, I'd kill her for stealing them too.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
STOP! THIS SHIT IS MORE IMPORTANT!

NEVER LET SEIJI DRIVE A TAXI!

 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
At least it's not as bad as when [MENTION=8]Diana Notacat[/MENTION]; got to design what women look like!

 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Zypher's post contains too many hot womans; questions his sexuality.
 
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Darkness

Guest
That Katya chick looks like Kitti, wtf.

I thought Kitti was some special snowflake creation of the one true god or some shit.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Thats only what she wants you to think, really she has an entire army of look alikes ready to take over the world.

For more details read Tomie.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies