James Bond Menu

[Asmodeus]

This is what me and Tegan did, instead of having actual conversation in the restaurant.


"You expect me to talk?
No, Mr Bond. I expect you to dine!"


Doctor Dough
From Russia with Loaf
Rolled Finger
Thunder Bowl
You Only Live Rice
On Her Anchovy's Secret Service
Almonds Are Forever
Live and Let Chai
The Man with the Golden Bun
The Pie Who Loved Me
Pruneraker
For Your Fries Only
Never Say Kefir Again [removed from the menu following complaints]
Choctopussy
A Roux to a Kill
The Living Egg Whites
Licence to Dill
GoldenRye
Tamale Never Dies
The World Is Not Stay Puft
Thai Another Day
Burrito Royale
Quantum of Olives
Trifle



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Great Migrationers suck.

 

[Lady B]

Live and Let Chai

What about liver and thai?

 

[Dervish]

I don't suck.

I blow. ;D

Also burrito royale sounds fucking terrifying.

 

[Jorick]

Those are pretty great.

Great Migrationers suck.

Love you too. <3

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

That was excellent.

 

[Brovo]

That's true love right there: Fucking about with the dinner menu, without fear of cruel reprisal or judgement.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Never Say Kefir Again [removed from the menu following complaints]

 

[Arcadia]

Quantum of Olives. Nice. XD

 

[Tegan]

We made it into clickbait.


Wait a second....


Clickbait gets paid.






;_;

 

[Jorick]

Nice thread prefix.

 

[Hana]

There's an 'Asmobutt' thread prefix? xD

 

[Hope]

You two were made for each other <3

 

[Razilin]

You two were made for each other <3

shhhh

that goes in the iwaku shipping. spree thread!

 

[Cpt Toellner]

Reminds me of the time my Politically Incorrect uncle made a menu for a Nazi-Themed breakfast diner; "The Luftwaffle"

Always lost it at "Swasticky Buns"

 

[Asmodeus]

I want to hear more from this guy.

 

[Razilin]

Reminds me of the time my Politically Incorrect uncle made a menu for a Nazi-Themed breakfast diner; "The Luftwaffle"

Always lost it at "Swasticky Buns"

I want to hear more from this guy.

As do I

Did he have a recipe for concentration crepes?

 

[Cpt Toellner]

As do I

Did he have a recipe for concentration crepes?

The Rommel Noodles were popular, but there were some issues with the Anne Frankfurters.

 

[Razilin]

what about the atomic bolonga sandwiches

 

[Asuras]

what about the atomic bolonga sandwiches

Germany never got nuclear weapons you dolt!

Was there any SScargo Toellner?

 

[Razilin]

Germany never got nuclear weapons you dolt!

fine

how about Blitzkreig Bonbons?