It's Jorick's spawnday

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  1. Today is the day that we have the misfortune of having our (not quite) beloved @douchebear be born to this earth 27 years ago. In the spirit of solidarity and friendliness, let us all congratulate him for being one year closer to the day we will finally be rid of him.

    :cake::cake::cow:
     
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  2. And here I was having a lowkey birthday. You monster, you've ruined everything.
     
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  3. Oh, gross.

    Put it back. :[
     
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  4. I bet this thread is unBEARable for you

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  7. I think it's too late for that. Once it's out, it's not going back in.

    Happy Birthday! Steer clear of Jack Daniels and coke. I won't go into reasons why, but just friendly words of advice. :)
     
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    Challenge accepted.
     
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  9. The visualization of that is disturbing....
     
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  10. FUCK YOU JORICK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    Also, Astaroth says happy birthday too and fuck you as well.
     
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  11. Too kind, the both of you. :P
     
  12. ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH TO DIE YET? ]:
     
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  13. I don't know you, but I feel like I should. Just so that if there comes a day where I'm holding your skull in my hand, I can say "Alas, poor Jorick, I knew him."

    and happy birthday. you're one year closer to death. yay~
     
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  14. Everyone is old enough to die. I'm just too good for that peasant shit.
     
  15. One day the poacher will get you, you douchy bear D:
     
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  17. Happy Birthday you sarcastic bastard.
     
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  18. Oh.

    Happy Birthday.

    You're just another year closer to death than before.

    Have fun celebrating.
     
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  19. A lot of people have mentioned your dying, which seems ominous. I'd say happy birthday, but I'm not sure that it's in my best interest to display friendliness toward you, given that observation.

    And thus, I hope you had a day.
     
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  20. I can confirm that a day was had and did not involve my death. Already making headway into my next lap around the sun. Take that, people talking about my death.
     
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