Re: Writing Exercise: Insanity!
Laughter, nothing but laughter was all you could hear coming from Room 151. The nurse rubbed her temples. "Please...someone make it STOP!" She just wanted to know why, WHY that the boy in that room would not stop laughing! What on earth was so damn funny that could keep him laughing for hours?!
A man walked into the building, wearing a simple suit being well in his upper ages. Holding a notepad and pen, he looked to be a doctor. "Hello, I'm Dr. Klein, I have an appointment with Edg-" As he was cut off by the nurse who leaped out of her seat with the key to the room in her hand already.
"YES! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE! Yes..Please go in and make him stop..STOP laughing completely! I can't take it anymore!"
The doctor looked at the key, seeing it had the number of the room on it. Strolling on down to Room 151, where he first noticed there were bars on the door window. Klein pulled his collar a bit, a tad nervous at the sight and plus never dealing with a patient with such precautions taken. Placing the key in the hole as he turned the knob and entered.
"Hello, Edgar..I'm Dr. Klein and I'm here to ask you a few questions if that's fine?" Taking notice that the room was padded, the window even had bars on it. Klein didn't want to stay here long at all.
Edgar was sitting in the back of the room, slowly lifting his head up that way he'd meet up with the doctor's vision. "Yes, hello there..Doctor...Please ask your questions..I'm most intrigued to know what..You're going ask." He replied while slowly twiddling his fingers atop his knee.
"Right to the point Edgar mah boy..Why? Why did they bring you here?"
"Because I told a joke."
"A joke? It had to be more than just a joke..."
"Oh alright, you caught me..It was the punch-line."
"What do you mean?.."
"This beautiful young gal happened to be walking by me, and I figured I could get her to laugh at my joke..So I asked her 'What do you get with a knife and a thrust?' She didn't respond but began to walk away sort of frightened..So I told her" He closed his eyes and motioned as he did to the girl. "The end of someone!" As he began to chuckle, understanding his own joke he looked back to the doctor.
"You killed her for no reason?!"
"No..No..No, it's much more than a reason, it's the truth..Life, can slip away so quickly. With the pull of a trigger or the thrust of a knife.." Laughing to himself again, noticing that Klein was not amused or smirking the least. "In case the hamster in your head is not running..That's the funny part, the main-kicker, the punch-line!" He rose up from his spot. "You as a doctor should know that...Tell me, have you ever heard the song 'Always look on the bright side of life' by Monty Python?...There are some true facts in that song..Life's a life..But Death is the final word...Now would you really want to leave the world afraid of leaving?..Or would you rather go out laughing?"
The doctor was just frozen in place. Edgar's spoke words of a true madman, no wonder he was brought here...But wait, what if he was right? What if we as humans do worry about death too much? He shook his head. But it began to really sink in...The thought of being so afraid of the inevitable, and trying to forget it could end at anytime. The doctor dropped his note pad, placing both his hands on his head and growling and slightly screaming. The thoughts were driving his crazy, he wasn't sure what was right or was wrong.
"What's the matter doctor?..You don't look so well." Edgar said in a mocking tone.
"YOU!...STAY AWAY FROM ME! You speak nothing..NOTHING BUT WHAT CRAZIES SPEAK!...You're just like the rest of the people in this building..ABSOLUTELY LUNATIC! What makes you think that you can just..DO WHATEVER YOU WANT?!" The doctor frantically pointing at Edgar.
"Gee, it would seem..." Edgar said walking over to the note pad and beginning to write on it. "That your 'Doctoring' days are over..I'm the doctor now..And my diagnosis is..You've fallen to voices, voices that do exist in your mind...But are speaking louder than you...Luckily for you..I have two ways of treatment. "Forming a large grin upon his face. "Both being my...FAVORITE."
"Knock..Knock..Knock..KNOCK..Doctor Klein..." Edgar said in a soft tone, moving closer to him.
Klein was shaking, banging the sides of the room. "WHO?! WHO'S THERE?...TELL ME WHO YOU ARE?!"
"The end of..." Edgar responded, his voice growing a bit louder...
"THE END OF WHO?...WHO?!" The doctor suddenly realized what he just said..It was too late..
The sounds of thuds and bumps could be heard from outside Room 151, the sound of Edgar's laugh only alerted everyone else in the building that the poor doctor got the punch-line.