- Invitation Status
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- Posting Speed
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- 1-3 posts per day
- One post per day
- 1-3 posts per week
- Online Availability
- This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
- Writing Levels
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- Intermediate
- Adept
- Preferred Character Gender
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- Male
- Genres
- Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
So I got bored... and then I made this parody of I'm at Soup! of what it's like on the Internet sometimes.
You: Hey you there?
Others: I can't I'm not at my Computer.
You: Then hurry up and get on the Computer.
Others: I can't do that.
You: What do you mean you can't do that?
Others: I can't do that, I'm having a life.
You: What do you mean you have a life!
Others: I mean I have a life!
You: Then stop having a life!
Others: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
Others: Now I have work!
You: What you mean you have work!?
Others: I just have to work!
You: Then stop working!
Others: There's still sleep!
You: Where are you right now!?
Others: I'm in bed!
You: What do you mean you're in bed!?
Others: I mean I'm in bed!
You: What room are you in!?
Others: I'm in my bedroom!
You: Why are you having a life in your bedroom!?
Others: Fuck you!
You: Hey you there?
Others: I can't I'm not at my Computer.
You: Then hurry up and get on the Computer.
Others: I can't do that.
You: What do you mean you can't do that?
Others: I can't do that, I'm having a life.
You: What do you mean you have a life!
Others: I mean I have a life!
You: Then stop having a life!
Others: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
Others: Now I have work!
You: What you mean you have work!?
Others: I just have to work!
You: Then stop working!
Others: There's still sleep!
You: Where are you right now!?
Others: I'm in bed!
You: What do you mean you're in bed!?
Others: I mean I'm in bed!
You: What room are you in!?
Others: I'm in my bedroom!
You: Why are you having a life in your bedroom!?
Others: Fuck you!
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