If we were a movie~ & you joined the circus

[Sakura]

If you joined the Circus, what Act would you Perform ?
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Would you be the grand master ring leader ?

The trapeze artist fying through the air ?

The ridiculously funny clown with the water-squirting flower ?

Who would you be ? Why ?

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[Pirogeth]

Re: If we were a movie~

Let's see, if I were in the circus I'd say I'd be the magician or something like that. The dude that does optical illusions because I like tricking people into thinking I did something beyond normal.

 

[Krang]

Re: If we were a movie~

PEANUT VENDOR!

Except my peanuts would be dipped with butterscotch. And I would have an EPIC butterscotch gun.

Or the musician. I can't play an instrument, but I would like to. Would help with the serenading metal.

 

[Sakura]

Re: If we were a movie~

Let's see, if I were in the circus I'd say I'd be the magician or something like that. The dude that does optical illusions because I like tricking people into thinking I did something beyond normal.

Oo0oh... What does that tell me about your personality ?
Why wouldn't you try being a clown ?

PEANUT VENDOR!

Except my peanuts would be dipped with butterscotch. And I would have an EPIC butterscotch gun.

Or the musician. I can't play an instrument, but I would like to. Would help with the serenading metal.

HAHA LOL. EPIC yes :) What about being a trapeze artist. If you got the training for free, would you ? Why or why not ?

 

[Pirogeth]

Re: If we were a movie~

For me constructing jokes is a bit of a foreign art. I really don't know where I'm coming from besides a few basics like the mayonaise milk story I told in the cbox. The magician relates to me simply because I like that kind of stuff. Sure people can preform trapeze triangles and ride on unicycles while juggling a bear, a third grader, and a stool. But for me, I like being intelligently advanced more than athletically.

 

[Darkness]

Re: If we were a movie~

Weren't we a movie?

You're confusing, young lady.

 

[Sakura]

Its from a song, "If we were a movie, you'd be the right guy...blahblah" I just tweaked it to being "If we were a movie, & you joined the circus." x)

 

[Darkness]

Oh.

Well, I guess I'd be a... clown? Either that or the presenter guy who's always like "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PREPARE TO SEE THE MOST AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, ASTOUNDING, HEARTBREAKING ACT OF YOUR LIVES"

 

[Diana]

I would be the... GYPSY WOMAN that reads tarot cards and gives people their fortunes! I already do that in real life, doing it in the circus would just give me a cool costume! >:D

 

[Blind Hemingway]

I'M THE TAP DANCING HORSE.

 

[Sakura]

IM THE TRAPEZE ARTIST :D

 

[Myrnodyn]

Hmm, I'd most likely be the sad clown in one of those multiple clown acts...the guy that is PART of the joke instead of the cause for it. A (relatively) good sense of humor and a sense of self-reflection and relativity would probably be the merits that'd land me that job.

 

[Slyen]

I'd be the owner. I like to own things.

 

[Ochalla]

I'd be making the balloon animals by day and be the circus accountant by night. I like kids and numbers.

 

[Vay]

Knife/axe/chainsaw/ICBM thrower.

I like sharp thinks and throwing them at people.

 

[Torsty]

I'd be the accounting clerk/inspector of sorts, complaining every time I'd find something not up to "my standards" and so on.

EDIT:
And steps in as an extra clown when needed to.

 

[Sakura]

Okay circusfolks! We're having an awesome show, just as scheduled~ when the lion goes loose! And liontamer is nowhere to be found! What will you do?

***(you may still answer the topic question if you haven't ;])

 

[MiraMirror]

I'd be....I DUNNO.... T_T
For the second question: Hmm... I'd try to get people away at the expense of my health. Lions terrify me. XP

Tomorrow's headlines: 18-year old found mutilated under a circus tent!

T_T