I think I just watched a phone commit suicide

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My roommate's phone was on vibrate, on her desk, and it started buzzing, and managed to vibrate enough to make itself fall off the desk and knock its own battery out when it hit the floor.
 
I hope the funeral provides better reception.
 
I that phone made it's...

Last call



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
I can't believe you just let it do that! Suicide is never the answer!
 
The phone was weak and hadn't bought Nationwide insurance.
 
It may be different for yours, but my phone does that as a survival technique.

When it falls and hits the floor, it explodes into three separate pieces. This redistributes the shock of the fall and prevents it from getting damaged.
 
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