How would you react if the avatar above you confessed to you?

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You are pretty though... I'm open to the idea. Get me drunk and this will be easy.
 
Mysterious and captivating. I would enjoy getting to know you more.
 
Promise me you're over 18 and that there's a normal eye under that hair, and we'll talk.
 
I love you, but can this work? I mean, you are a collection of countless, massive balls of fusioning plasma scattered in a vast, empty void.
 
Sorry, I don't date... Goat men kings. With triforks.
 
Get the top two eyes under control and I can do it.

And don't be afraid of a little plasma. ;)
 
hnngh> / / >
 
No, you look like you would be abusive. That thing in your hand isn't reassurance.
 
Do you even know what I look like?
 
You shouldn't be talking to me perv.
 
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