How to speak like Tortsy

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Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Now you too can speak in Norwegian like a real Norwegian.
 
Torsty's really put on some weight.
 
Hahahaaaa, Vikings are so angry cause they can't do words right.
 
I'll remember that the next time I order something at a Norwegian cafe, buy a computer from Norway or drive a Norwegian-made car.
 
if you ever buy something norwegian, it'll be disguised in english, or fish!


hurrdurrhurrdurr
 
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