How to Die by Your Own Product

I know, I was shocked when I found this news earlier today!
And apparently he rode it right off a cliff too...

At first I felt like laughing, but then felt bad since they said he was a pretty big philanthropist...
I remember when the Segway was marketed to be the new car, something that would change private transportation forever.

So much for that.
Segway: a pretty good idea that the so-called intelligencia scoffs at.
Ugh. I don't know if I should prefer this over being hoisted by my own petard.