How to Burn an Admin on a Stake, Plus Maps of Indiana

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Kitti

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So.
Not pointing any fingers or implying anything towards one certain admin.
Did you know that in Lord of the Flies, the antagonist and manipulator, Jack, spurs the other children to become barbaric, bloodthirsty, and violent? Just thought I'd throw that literary tidbit in there. Anyway, just in case you guys needed a reference for any of your admin slaying needs. Especially in Indiana. So I'm enclosing maps of Indiana.

Discuss.

And remember that Jack was the downfall of morality and civilization.

http://www.indianainfo.org/gifs/map.jpg
If you look here, in the teal, there's this one segment... It's called Delaware, I think. Isn't it pretty? I hear it has good wood for burning.

And here's a detailed run-down.
http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/burning.html


Happy hunting!
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
Just because I had a troubled childhood doesn't mean you need to burn me.

Plus you should know I've prepared myself for burning...I've burned myself a little every day to make myself immune to fire.

It worked with poison, why not now?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I just shoot him with a Mauser. Sure it's not as dramatic but it's a hella alot cheaper.
 

Spammy

Swagolor Approved
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Male
Hey. I take offense to that "Did you know" part. I was That Guy who read each and every book we were supposed to read. Of course I know what happens in Lord of the Flies. Are you holding the conch? I'm not listening to you if you're not holding the conch.
 
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Darkness

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Lord Of The Flies is shit.

You want to kill someone just send a hitman, why would you stain your own hands?
 
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Cosmic Orion

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BURNING?

BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE MATCHES. . .

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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I was expecting something better than this shit.
 
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Ochalla

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Just for Asmo's bad joke I wanted to rate this one star, but some admin has ensured you can't rate this thread!
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
Wasn't me. In my opinion any thread involving me is automatically worth five stars.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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Why do I get the feeling kitty is repressing something.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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HELP HELP WE'RE BEING REPRESSED!!!
 
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Paorou-sama

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I WILL BURN DIANA ON A STEAK, USING MAPS OF INDIANA AS FIREWOOD

DO I WIN, NOW.