How to Burn an Admin on a Stake, Plus Maps of Indiana

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Kitti, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. So.
    Not pointing any fingers or implying anything towards one certain admin.
    Did you know that in Lord of the Flies, the antagonist and manipulator, Jack, spurs the other children to become barbaric, bloodthirsty, and violent? Just thought I'd throw that literary tidbit in there. Anyway, just in case you guys needed a reference for any of your admin slaying needs. Especially in Indiana. So I'm enclosing maps of Indiana.

    Discuss.

    And remember that Jack was the downfall of morality and civilization.

    http://www.indianainfo.org/gifs/map.jpg
    If you look here, in the teal, there's this one segment... It's called Delaware, I think. Isn't it pretty? I hear it has good wood for burning.

    And here's a detailed run-down.
    http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/burning.html


    Happy hunting!
     
  2. Just because I had a troubled childhood doesn't mean you need to burn me.

    Plus you should know I've prepared myself for burning...I've burned myself a little every day to make myself immune to fire.

    It worked with poison, why not now?
     
  3. I just shoot him with a Mauser. Sure it's not as dramatic but it's a hella alot cheaper.
     
  4. Hey. I take offense to that "Did you know" part. I was That Guy who read each and every book we were supposed to read. Of course I know what happens in Lord of the Flies. Are you holding the conch? I'm not listening to you if you're not holding the conch.
     
  5. Lord Of The Flies is shit.

    You want to kill someone just send a hitman, why would you stain your own hands?
     
  6. BURNING?

    BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE MATCHES. . .

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  7. Why don't we just hit him with hammer?
     
  8. It makes jacking off in the corpse's eye all the sweeter.


    *refuses to qualify that joke with any sense of irony* :|
     
  9. I was expecting something better than this shit.
     
  10. Just for Asmo's bad joke I wanted to rate this one star, but some admin has ensured you can't rate this thread!
     
  11. Wasn't me. In my opinion any thread involving me is automatically worth five stars.
     
  12. Why do I get the feeling kitty is repressing something.
     
  13. HELP HELP WE'RE BEING REPRESSED!!!
     
  14. LOL U MEAN LIKE INTERBUTT RELATIONSHIPS??????


    HAW HAW

    THE MEMBERS ARE TOO MATURE FOR THAT KIND OF THING!!!
     
  15. LOL I KNOW RITE!!!
     
  16. I WILL BURN DIANA ON A STEAK, USING MAPS OF INDIANA AS FIREWOOD

    DO I WIN, NOW.