How do you do?

[Karastan]

Hello there, gentlewomen and gentlemen. I am here to abduct you and your cows for my alien space probing.

May your babies be delicious treats! Praise be to the Kraken. If you have any questions, ask somone else =D!

Love ya ^-^

 

[Jukujin]

What the heck did I just read?..

Anywho, welcome to Iwaku!

May the Emperor be with you.

 

[Karastan]

You listen to minecraft? Please tell me how racist aliens are.

 

[Jukujin]

Turtles.

 

[Selenite]

Welcome to our world, Karastan!

I'm Selenite, pleased to meet you.
I would very gladly offer you any remaining fetuses of mine, but currently cookies is all I have.

Besides that, I wish you a very pleasant stay.
Abductions, krakens, aliens, probings...
I'm liking you already.

See you around.

 

[Karastan]

Then cookies will have to do. Quickly, lest the Cookie Monster himself make an appearance.

 

[Diana]

How do I do what? O_____O


Welcome to the community mister! .__.;

 

[Elyd]

I am the Cookie Monster. >] *steals the cookies from Selen!* Om nom nom nom nom

Hello Karastan, if I ever have babies you are more than welcome to have them as delicious treats because that should not ever happen.

 

[Karastan]

Then consider your first born my own. Go go gadget rocket jetpack! *Boosts away into space!*