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Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by ThatOneGeek, Dec 25, 2009.

  1. what up, iwaku, you dirty ol slut.

    I'm back for like... whatever, however often I get off my lazy spoiled ass.

    How are you?

    I have a baby hickey on my neck. It freaked me. But my bf has monster hickies all over, as if he was eaten by a sparkly backwards vamp fag. He is proud.

    Why.

    For some reason, he thinks having giant hickies is like... something to be proud of. Why?

    For one, if anything, I should be proud. I did all the work.

    Secondly, we could get into trouble. He's a marine, and technically I marked up 'government property'.

    I will never understand the penis race.

    EDUCATE ME
     
  2. Wendu got drunk?
     
  3. heck no, I give out monster hickies ON MY OWN TIME

    ALCOHOL is eww breath

    :C
     
  4. Modern General
    Name:
    Tobias Rend
    Nicknames/Alias:
    Age:
    21
    Gender:
    Male
    Sexuality:
    Heterosexual
    Ethnicity:
    American

    Modern Personality
    Spoiler

    Personality: Tobias is man of focus and ambition, even over-reaching in regards to the latter. Failure being viewed as an unacceptable weakness, Tobias isn't above befriending people to advance himself or his goals. He draws amusement from manipulating others according to his designs. He often has many 'friends' and is to a degree a social butterfly. Tobias is very much the type to listen twice as often as he speaks and his words are often honeyed. Playing two sides against the middle was a game he learned as a child and one he's slowly mastered in time. He is the type that once someone has outlived their usefulness to him, he discards them like trash, viewing them as not worth his time. He always sees himself as the smartest man in the room.

    Personality strengths:
    Unbreakable under pressure. Always one step ahead, he is constantly planning. Masterful Tactician/Strategist. Able to evaluate situations without emotion.

    Personality weaknesses:
    Ruthless ambition.
    Likes:
    Success. Intelligence. Power. Manipulating others. Predators of the Animal Kingdom.
    Dislikes:
    Cold weather. Rain. Stupidity. Ignorance. Narrow-minded/Short-sighted individuals.
    Hobbies:
    Chess, Solitaire
    Quirks:
    Infrequently flicks the tip of his tongue out to wet his lips when deep in thought.


    Modern Appearance:
    Spoiler

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    Body type:
    Slender-toned
    Hygiene:
    Well-maintained. Takes pride especially in his scent.
    Skin tone:
    Peach/Average
    Height:
    6ft
    Weight:
    185 lbs.
    Hair style/color:
    Black
    Eye color:
    Teal-Green
    Cloth style:
    Collared, button-up shirt with a different color shirt underneath it, tucked into jeans or cargo pants. Tennis shoes.
    Notable features:
    Several small burn scars along the back of his neck
    .


    Modern Abilities
    Spoiler

    Skills:
    Basic First-aid. Carpentry. Survivalist. Sewing. Botany.
    Physical strengths:
    Ambidextrous. High-pain Threshold.
    Physical weaknesses:
    Lack of combat experience. Susceptible to the cold(mild or brisk weather might feel chilly to him)


    Modern History
    History
    :
    Living with an abusive father who also simultaneously was a real estate magnate was not the most healthy environment for a growing boy. His mother passed away when he was very young and his father used her death as fuel for his ambitions and the event was a catalyst for nearly two decades of abuse. His father's sudden death while driving under the influence shocked the community and state, the event also left Tobias as the legal heir to the fortune he'd amassed in his vast career. Little did the world know Tobias had orchestrated his father's demise, simply moving another pawn from the game board. In recent years, Tobias has experienced all that polite society has to offer and is constantly manipulating others to further his own ambitions.
    Relationships:
    Lucine - An investment in his eyes. He works diligently to remain in Lucine's good graces as he sees benefit in their continued friendship.
    Alexis - A mutually beneficial relationship, the duo oddly fill in blanks in each other's psyche'. Tobias finds him interesting and believes there is much to learn from each other.

    Norindul General
    Spoiler


    Name:
    Unchanged
    Nicknames/Alias
    :
    N/A
    Age:
    Unchanged
    Gender
    :
    Unchanged
    Sexuality
    :
    Unchanged
    Species:
    Human
    Role:
    The Serpent


    Norindul Personality: Unchanged

    Norindul Abilities:
    Spoiler

    Skills:
    Unchanged
    Physical strengths:
    Unchanged
    Physical weaknesses:
    Unchanged
    Magical abilities:
    Siphoning
    Magical strengths:
    N/A
    Magical weaknesses:
    N/A


    Norindul Race

    Racial skills:
    Racial strengths:
    Racial weaknesses:
    Other key features:

    Norindul Inventory
    Weapons:
    Cloths/armor:
    Accessories:
    Trinkets:
    Other equipment:
    Currency:
    Norindul History
    Important events:
    Relationships:

    Misc
    Theme song
    :

    Battle theme:

    Voice:
    Other:​
     
  5. Try booze instead! It's healthier and you can mix it with something....well, you'll smell alcohol, but who cares when yer drunk?

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txvp-avuSv4"]YouTube- Alkaholiks - Only when I'm drunk[/ame]
     
  6. YOU DISAPPOINT ME YET AGAIN, WENDU.

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  7. Shut up, whore.

    Orochi and I need to get drunk.

    GET SOME JOHNNY WALKER IN THERE YOU HOMO.

    Oh yeah, your language is funny too.
     
  8. HER AGAIN!?

    But I guess this is the season of forgiving and being a good person, so I will at least pretend to be a good person.


    >:I
     
  9. You're okay as long as you do not damage, destroy, maim, kill, or permanently alter him in any way, shape, or form, however tattoos are okay as long as they are not on the forearms or visible when wearing a short sleeve shirt.
     

  10. .....

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  11. THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT ALCOHOL AND PEOPLE WHO ENJOY IT.

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    IN SOVIET RUSSIA,

    [​IMG]

    VODKA DRINKS YOU!​
     
  12. You should tell that to my friend.
     
  13. Oh yes, I am aware. Of the tattoos, anyways. Him becoming a marine has forced me to learn a lot about military stuff.

    I'm damn proud of my marine, just wish his MOS wasn't sooo...

    ...

    He's a Combat Correspondent.

    ...

    A journalist.

    A f*cking journalist!!

    facepalm
     
  14. [​IMG]

    If he has said something like this in the past, then... well...
     
  15. i reiterate the image i posted above.
     
  16. DISH THWEAD ISH OVA POWARD

    DISH THWEAD BE ALL AHBOWT MAIKO BAISUN NOW

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    OVAPOWARD
     
  17. OH MAI GAWD


    OVAHPOWAD
     
  18. WENDU KEEPS DISAPPOINTING ME D: D: D:
     
  19. This is the first time I went to Iwaku to drown my sorrows in lulz... and all I got was a facepalm instead.























    UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE! ;_;