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ThatOneGeek

Guest
#1
what up, iwaku, you dirty ol slut.

I'm back for like... whatever, however often I get off my lazy spoiled ass.

How are you?

I have a baby hickey on my neck. It freaked me. But my bf has monster hickies all over, as if he was eaten by a sparkly backwards vamp fag. He is proud.

Why.

For some reason, he thinks having giant hickies is like... something to be proud of. Why?

For one, if anything, I should be proud. I did all the work.

Secondly, we could get into trouble. He's a marine, and technically I marked up 'government property'.

I will never understand the penis race.

EDUCATE ME
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#2
Wendu got drunk?
 
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ThatOneGeek

Guest
#3
heck no, I give out monster hickies ON MY OWN TIME

ALCOHOL is eww breath

:C
 
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ThatOneGeek

Guest
#4
heck no, I give out monster hickies ON MY OWN TIME

ALCOHOL is eww breath

:C
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#5
Try booze instead! It's healthier and you can mix it with something....well, you'll smell alcohol, but who cares when yer drunk?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txvp-avuSv4"]YouTube- Alkaholiks - Only when I'm drunk[/ame]
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#6
YOU DISAPPOINT ME YET AGAIN, WENDU.

 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#7
Shut up, whore.

Orochi and I need to get drunk.

GET SOME JOHNNY WALKER IN THERE YOU HOMO.

Oh yeah, your language is funny too.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#8
HER AGAIN!?

But I guess this is the season of forgiving and being a good person, so I will at least pretend to be a good person.


>:I
 
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ThatOneGeek

Guest
#9
oh, youuuu
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
#10
...technically I marked up 'government property'.
You're okay as long as you do not damage, destroy, maim, kill, or permanently alter him in any way, shape, or form, however tattoos are okay as long as they are not on the forearms or visible when wearing a short sleeve shirt.
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#12
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT ALCOHOL AND PEOPLE WHO ENJOY IT.



IN SOVIET RUSSIA,



VODKA DRINKS YOU!​
 
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ThatOneGeek

Guest
#14
You're okay as long as you do not damage, destroy, maim, kill, or permanently alter him in any way, shape, or form, however tattoos are okay as long as they are not on the forearms or visible when wearing a short sleeve shirt.
Oh yes, I am aware. Of the tattoos, anyways. Him becoming a marine has forced me to learn a lot about military stuff.

I'm damn proud of my marine, just wish his MOS wasn't sooo...

...

He's a Combat Correspondent.

...

A journalist.

A f*cking journalist!!

facepalm
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
#15


If he has said something like this in the past, then... well...
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
#16
i reiterate the image i posted above.
 

Xnijmai

THE PROTECTOR OF THE LOVE AND PEACE OF HELL!
#17
DISH THWEAD ISH OVA POWARD

DISH THWEAD BE ALL AHBOWT MAIKO BAISUN NOW






































































OVAPOWARD
 
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Ampoule

Guest
#18
OH MAI GAWD


OVAHPOWAD
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#20
This is the first time I went to Iwaku to drown my sorrows in lulz... and all I got was a facepalm instead.























UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE! ;_;